h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A raft she did pilfer (4)

She had fun - I wish I can be 'er! (5)



A frolicking youth from Nuneaton (1)

B

Had nothing to put up his feet on (2)

They had stolen his hassock (3)

and hidden it under the vicar's cassock

Now he's crestfallen, saddened and beaten. (5)

There once was a student of pharmacy (1)

Who sat on the Dalai Lama's knee (2)

B

HE SAID LOOK IN TO MY EYES (3)

If you would be wise (4)

You'd better take your hand off my knee (5)

Boom! Boom!


There was an old lady from Tottenham (1)

Who owned horses, and liked to go trottin' em (2)

She galloped through Purley (3)

Went eventing at Burleigh

And put on a show in the lot of 'em. (5)

A black sheep once went a-wandering (1)

a-walking and a-pondering , (2)

The shearer came calling (3)

B

The cut was apalling (4)

You could hear the beast moaning and thundering (5)


A lonely old brewer from The Hague (1)

Thought he'd come down with the plague

His malaise was bubonic (3)