h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So he took a blue tonic. (4)

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But it made him come over all vague (5)




There once was a half-hearted writer (1)

A shiftless and lazy young blighter (2)

He started a novel (3)

About his new shovel (4)

Now nobody's any the brighter. (5)



There was a young girl of Stranraer (1)

Who thought she was going to go far (2)

(It is pronounced Stranrar isn't it? or is it Stranrare? - I should know, I have a brother living in a Stranraer Gardens!!!)

By dropping her pants (3)

For a young man from Hants
(4)

While strumming an electric guitar. (5)



There once was a vicar of Lothian (1)

And the name of hith verger wath Ian (2)

Joseph, a man from Danu (1)

No Novadog, we need a line 3!

I'm sorry I'm Sorry! But I'm just new and nobody tells you that the red dots at the bottom will take you to the last of the posts - and that's very important that! There should be a big sign or something!

I know what you mean - done it myself!

There once was a vicar of Lothian (1) (Gladly)

And the name of hith verger wath Ian (2) (Watermusic)

They both had desire (3)

brimstone and fire , (4)

So wore hot pants to look cool in 'em (5)


There was a young lady from Poole (1)

Who went to a very posh school

She'd a voice like cut glass (3)