h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes I did and we should all be grateful that Bogart played the part, otherwise - don't you think - the world would have been deprived of one of the best films ever made?

True, but imagine if he had - would the film still be of the same calibre if it was Reagan? And what would have happened in history if it wasnt Ronald Reagan who was president?

Would the world be a better place if Bogart had been president instead?

wasn't he?

How would Ronald Reagan have managed if he had had to navigate the African Queen? Would Katharine Hepburn have been impressed with his efforts to achieve the mission?

Interesting question, there, but what would have happened to Mr Hughes without the benefit of Katherine Hepburn's company and marriage?

Should they have cast Nancy Regan in African queen instead?

In present day English - what is an African Queen? How can I tell you all that I will be away until next Sunday?

Just do it - you're not afraid of us are you?

What kind of person would be afraid of us?

Perhaps we could make a list. would there be many names on it? What do you think?

Why make such a long list?
Would the list be very short, if you listed those who are afraid of us?

I hope no-one is afraid of us - don't you? (Though I am a bit afraid of seeing myself in a mirror or an errant puddle, but isn't that everyone's experience?)

No we are a friendly bunch. Why should anyone be afraid of us. And why should PS feel the need to tell us he'll be away?

When the 'hair-fairy' visits me in the mornings I look pretty scary. Would that do it, do you think?

On a scale of one to ten, how scary would that be do you think?

Out of 1 - 10? [that's the question!!] 10.5!

Isn't that too many?

Well, if he honestly believes that he looks scary enough to outdo his own scoring method, I think we should let him, don't you?

OK, OK, I should have checked... change all the "he's" into "she's"..

Sorry...