h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Er....No. Was I meant to to? You mean it wasn't teri?

Was it that poor an impression?

To be blunt, yes. There's no point beating 'round the bush, is there?

Would you like to see some one for lessons?

We could all dip in and pay for it, couldn't we?

Will it cost much do you think?

Do you think he should stick to his day job?

Who?

What percentage of the people who contribute to this thread do so from work?

What do you mean by "work"?

Isn't using your employer's computer and internet connection to surf the net, send e-mails and chat, what work has become for the vast majority of people in the Western world? Is the h2g2 server every 'busy' at 1:00am?

Where can I get a job doing that?

Have you tried any banks, global corporations or government departments?

Would they want me?

Are you joking? What employer would be happy to let their employees use the firm's computer for recreational purposes.

What's going on here - who would be so naughty as to use company equipment for their own dubious ends?

Don't we all?

What exactly have you done with your dubious end?

It fell off, and if i'm not mistaken.......are you standing on it?

eeeuwww! Is that what the funny smell is?