h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

At the risk of being pedantic'Awwwwwwwwww you weren't supposed to know so quickly !' isn't a question - or has the language totally changed while I've been away?

Having read Post: 332 and re-read Post: 331 is it the typist or Haffid-the-Outdoor who needs sacking? Is there any law against drinking and typing? If not, isn't it time that Blair got his act together and made one?

Do you think that the leader of the Liberal Party would be better qualified to make laws relating to alcohol consumption?

Probably - but could he spell 'alcohol consumption' when under the affluence of incohol? Will he ever be in a position to make a law?

Do you think that it would be possible for him to make a law while he is lying drunk in a gutter? Or should he wait until someone has sobered him up?

shouldn't he be helped to sober himself up?

Should any politicians be helped with anything? Are not all politicians there so as to help themselves, line thier pockets and generally get their egos boosted? George Brown was known to enjoy a drop ot two - was regarded as a bit of a buffoon but did he ever stoop to the level of asking people to feel sorry for him? If - for nothing else - wasn't this the thing he is most remembered for?

Who's breaking the rules then?

What rules? Has this -perchance - got anything to do with Lau Rawls - other wise known as the soft, velvety roo-rolls?

Sack the trypist - LOO-rolls

roo rolls had a ring to it though didn't it?

and whats a trypist?

Isn't someone who cannot type and types tripe?

Thats not you is it?

If " Home includes two small(ish) girls,husband and a one eyed cat"
and you are an "optimist" why do you take 'his' raincoat?

were you lurking? Did you see that was Wilsons quote not mine? Can you see why it appealed to me?

Do you mean 'lurking' in the sense of Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral?

Wasn't that one of the worst films you've ever seen?

No, but was it for you?

I have never watched it. But here is an interesting fact - did you know that Ronald Regan was seriously considered to be in Casablanca but instead they chose Humphrey Bogart?