A Conversation for Ask h2g2

Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 1

winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire

Honestly! Been sitting at my desk (I said 'sittingsmiley - bigeyes) all day and nobody visits my shores. Finally let one go and no fewer than 3 office colleagues come over to ask me a question/escape other office colleagues smiley - rolleyessmiley - yikes


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 2

Baron Grim

smiley - laugh


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 3

deb - I'm in love with my soup maker & I don't care who knows it

I think there's a law for that, and it ain't Murphy's smiley - rofl

This is without doubt the best and most relevant conversation I've seen in a while!

Deb smiley - cheerup


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 4

Orcus

Perhaps you should tactically fart, the next time you have some work to delegate smiley - winkeye


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 5

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Could it b that, although no one will admit it, some people like the odor? smiley - laugh

Or they like to have something to hold over your head? smiley - evilgrin

(The worst possible time to fart is when you're in a long checkout line at the market, and you fart. That, of course, is when you *do* smiley - erm.)


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 6

Orcus

No.... it's in the gym just as you're straining to lift that really big weight smiley - winkeye

Nothing like letting rip at that moment to take the wind out of your sails smiley - rofl


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 7

Bluebottle

I suspect pheromones.

<BB<


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 8

winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire

It must be me though. Same thing happens when I'm in a shop. The aisle is deserted. Parp! The aisle is full of shoppers smiley - erm


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 9

Baron Grim

"Parp!"

smiley - laugh


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 10

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

That has happened to me as well, though it is very short-lived. Other people soon vanish.


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 11

Icy North

According to Otis’s Law, in the equivalent scenario, the lift will stop before your intended floor and a large group of people will enter..


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 12

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

smiley - laugh

Long time no see, Icy. smiley - winkeye


Why do people instantly gravitate towards you as soon as you've farted?

Post 13

Icy North

Hi Paul - yes, I pop in occasionally when someone dies (Deathlist), but I’m mostly on Facebook these days. smiley - cheers


Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more