h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey Macarena

Ah! Here's the `party!

Well, I'm going to go for a bit of a swim just now, but I'll be back later for a or two.

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would be best.

or ??????

going swimming.

*takes a photograph of 2legs and taff dancing, for posterity*


... or blackmail

*giggles*

*hic*

lanza!!!!! do you want some of me in the nude

ready????

You've made me spill my

i'll get my thong

think of a ball of edam and a cheese wire

Right. I'm back from swimming.

The water was cold, but so's the Pilsner.

babybel?

no!!!! full round edam!!!

""The water was cold, but so's the Pilsner.""

have some of my

its a bit and needs to be served like a

its made with

well, mainly

might even it to make some real

careful with the -- the methanol stays behind.

thats the stuff that makes you

isnt it??

Yes, in larger quantities. But a little of it is what gives that charming harshness to certain single malts and Russian vodkas.

It's already in your . If you do your little `process with a bottle or two and then drink the result, you'll get the equivalent methanol of drinking a bottle or two of your cider.

The problem that plagues backwoods operations is a combination of large batches and an unwillingness to discard any: the first jug off the run contains *all* the methanol and whoever gets to drink that one will have a problem (if they survive).

RA RA RASPUTIN DA DA DA DA RUSSIAN DEEE. LALALA LEE LALA LALALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



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