h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Have we had Groucho Marx yet? The glasses and the moustache are the world's most easily available fancy-dress costume.

Guess? Wearing a pair of Guess? jeans and a Guess? t-shirt.

RF

god?

Gluttony.

No costume required, and you'd be expected to royally pig out, get drunk, etc...

Gonad

Once you've got past the intial embarresment of actually asking for the costume at the fancy dress shop, you'll have a ball.

quite literally

*boom boom*

Green. All you'll need is paint.

Guard.... train guard? security guard etc... genie gondalla

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That makes it sound really simple but I have it on good authority from a proper muppet that it's not easy being green.

Not easy getting it off anyway

Gee, thats a nasty theme.

go as a Grave-robber,
staple a mucky corpse to your shouolder (or sellotape - sellotape involves less blood. less hair in the places you stick it to aswell - there's a lesson there)

Ghengis Kahn would be too popular so go as his nerdy-namesake, who likes to collect fish and computer parts and is mortally afraid of monster trucks - even the words 'monster-truck' send him into a fear-spiral so whenever he has to say it he hides under the table sucking his big toe and referring to himself in the third person as 'The Diabolical One' ... (it's alright O Diabolical one ... it's aaaalright ... there are no Monster Tru- WHERE! O NOOO, O Diabolical One!We're DOOOOMED!!!)



go there, and whenever someone asks you .....
O Sheet - I'm kinda proud o this ....

OK so ... whenever anyone asks you .... why haven't you dressed up as something that begins with G right ....
you sit silent for a second - two seconds ... look them in the eye, and tell them ...
'I'm Gone'
and LEAVE!
then come back in and re-iterate!!!
teeheeheeheeheeehheee, you'll be the pun-niest guy at the party!

heh - what you think o the turnout - it's GGRRRRREAT

Spiral galaxies eh? not getting jokes makes stupidness crawl into the ego and explode, detroying the self and creating further doubt as to whether sufficiency as a person - being a perrogative - is even approached.
How can you do THIS to people?!?
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!!
(too busy with a telescope and books I'll never read eh?)

German, Germinating Geranium, Grass-Monster, inspector Gadget (if that counts), Groceries (big brown paper bag), legally change your name to Greg.....

meh

G-String. Wear a thong and wrap a string around you with a big G made of card tied in the middle of it.

Go as a gobshite. Lots of room for personal interpretation!

A goal-post. It may be hard to get into that position though.

Gopher
Gerbil

greebo? for hints, look in maskerade (by terry pratchett)

Gimp?

all you'd need is a leather facemask and a small brass ring

Gardener; all you need is a straw hat and some boots.

G-Spot

now you cant get more original than that... can you???

I guess that IS quite original, and is quite easy to do, too.