h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for this new page.

I blame 2legs for Count Zero making a joke based on the penultimate post of the previous page quickly, while I think about trying something more subtle, and so took the time to check the first page and work out whether I could interestingly reference something from there which would therefore imply that I hadn't read the rest of the thread.

I also blame 2legs for me having missed my chance to do so.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for the earlyier closing times of the sitting of the house of commongs, giving ministers more time in the bar, and hence leading to more and more rediculsuly stupid ideas for plicys thought up whilst there all pissed.

I blame 2legs for typing errors, and possibly for imbibing alcohol.

I blame 2legs for us in the States not having that good of a reason to blame our legislators for the daft and inane things they do because they are all so (publicly) puritanical and sober (HA!!!). It would be nice to see our polititians behave like humans... A stiff drink would do a lot of them some good. (Ted Kennedy excepted).

I blame 2 legs for this thread and the current lack of undercrackers in my house!!!!

I've not had a drop... well, it was only a small gin and tonic.... or two ... or so... I blame 2legs for drinking whilst at work.

And overwelkers in mine.

I blame 2 legs for the worldwide gin shortgage we are currently experiencing!

I sblame 2slegs for my boss nt having rangu me yet... I also blame him for Elton John.

I blame 2legs for me being unable to train for my temporary online job until printing the training guide.

I blame him for the thing refusing to dislay.

I also blame him for me taking over an hour to realize that I need to get a newer version of Acrobat Reader

I further blame him that the transfer rate keeps slowing, even if I have nothing else running, so that at any point, there's still nearly an hour to go

Because of all this, I blame him that I came online over 3 hours ago to start my training and have gotten nowhere

None of this is his fault, but I'm blaming him anyway Especially since, on top of all this, my period started today...

All entirely his fault I am totally sure of that. I blame 2legs for begin aake and still dirnking and stuff at 3.30 AM, whne he shout be startin work at 9 Am

I blame Cliff Richards (aka 2legs) for evil girns!

I blame 2legs for peas

I blame 2 legs for pees!

I blame 2legs for the peas in our thyme.

Sorry. Couldn't stop myself. I blame 2legs for that too.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for Mary Poppins. Spoonful of sugar my a**e!

Ooh, painful!

I blame 2legs for hay fever. 2legs, this condition is making my life most unenjoyable at the moment. Please desist immediately.

I blame 2legs for me aching today. Although this was because I played cricket last night, it was 2Legs who forced me to play.

I blame 2legs for visualising whirled peas.

(I couldn't resist either )