h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Especially when the person that's the only adult at home when the laundry room is available isn't supposed to lift over 20 pounds, but refuses to make a million trips to the laundry room. Notepad's doing fine despite my ignoring that restriction every week, no thanks to 2legs.

Then I blame 2legs for not carrying laundry hampers and other objects heavier than 20 pounds.

Be careful out there, Amy.

* shakes head worringly*

I blame 2legs for my right nostril. My left nostril is beyond reproach but my right.........

I also feel there's a distinct possibility he's got something to do with these boots.

I blame 2legs that my daughter will grow up not remembering Woolworths.

I blame 2legs for allowing the hucksters, tricksters and snake oil salesmen to run the world of finance.

i blame 2legs for my entire head being full of goo, namely snot and earwax, i also blame 2legs for my imability to sleep and the fact that i am sorely tempted to read all my unread backlog from the last week and a half!

mini

I blame 2legs for allowing all that gunge to drip down into this posting.
Someone fetch a

I blame 2legs for not being able to find the page that tells me the exact date I joined h2g2, although I know it's around about now. Therefore I also blame 2legs for me being on here for 9 years.

Wouldn't that be the same date as you screated your Personal Space, Coely? So, mine is 8th May, 2004, written at top left.

I blame 2legs that I have similar symptoms to minichessemouse in *9486. I've inherited this from Mrs BA and from our lodgers
Now that we've finished all the preparations etc etc for Christmas and the New Year, Mrs BA has made me stay in bed today (However, Mrs BA isn't much better herself. She's been complaining oif dizziness/room spinning around when she stands up I hope I don't have that to look forward to!)

Also, between us we need to look after grandson (aged 6) who stayed with us last night, to enable his mum to attend a New Year party. Although he's quite happy looking after himself - even makes his own breakfast, warming up the milk in the microwave - we are still in loco parentis.

I've just got out of bed to have a cup of and perhaps a mince pie and sausage roll so that they get eaten at the appropriate seasonal time.

Oops. Happy New Year everyone

Hi Big Al, Happy New Year!

No, although my page was created in February 2000 I believe I joined at the end of December 1999. And I'd lurked since October 1999. If I'd signed up then I'd have had a very low 5 figure number. So I blame 2legs for not making me join then.

I blame 2legs for those multicoloured swirly things that are floating in front of me.
They stop me getting a better view of the pink elephants.

>>> "blame 2legs that my daughter will grow up not remembering Woolworths. " <<<

I also blame 2legs for the way Woolworths continued to over charge for their products, making the others like B&M, Home & Bargain, Wilkinson, and the Pound Land, Pound shop, the 99p shop, and a range of independent retailers look a much better prospect for the times a person would need to buy the stuff Woolworths sold, only at a cheaper price. In no way did they bring it upon themself, but it's really because 2legs set the market forces in place; thus no more with teenagers across the land get their first points toward that all too illusive ASBO via a bit of "shop lifting from Woolies."

Shop lifting from Woolies was for the plebs,
intellectuals nicked books from W.H.Smiths.
Not me of course.

I blame 2legs for the upcoming intrusion by the Queen Mum

You mean she's done a Lazarus on us?

I blame 2legs for me never nicking N E fink from W. H. Sm-eye-ths, and thus don't have a bloody clue about the Queen Mum thing.

i blame 2legs for the unreal amounts of alcahol that i managed to drink whilst in Glasgow for the new year, i also blame him for the stupid onion rings i had having milk in the batter and making me ill i also blame 2legs for lack of public transport on new years day ensuring that i had to stay in glasgow for an extra day. i further blame 2legs for my shower refusing to provide anything other than cold water last night, but me being in such need of a shower that it had to be used despite the absence of hot water i blame 2legs for the other peoiple in my flat not washing their dishes before going home for christmas and my kitchen subsequently smelling like there is something dead in there!

mini

I've fond memories of Glasgow even if they are fragmented thanks to the
many wee drams I was forced to drink.
Glasgow folks are among the most sociable in the world.