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I blame 2Legs for insecure drinking binges....

I blame 2legs for my disgraceful sobriety this weekend. Over the course of the weekend this flat has contained:

1 bottle of JD,
2 bottles of Coke (for the JD),
2 bottles of Old Speckled Hen,
2 bottles of Bishops Finger,
1 bottle of Badger,
1 bottle of Old Peculiar,
1 bottle of Cava,
1 bottle of Cabernet Suavepants.

The , , 1 bishops Finger and most of the JD & Coke are sitting there undrunk.

Shocking.

where do you live Roy? i'll come round and help you drink them
I blame 2legs for noisy neighbours

Where did you put the other Bishop's Finger?

RF

I can't think of a suitable answer that won't get me banned! Suffice to say the Speckled Hen was a tad surprised.

....call the RSPCA

I blame 2legs for my hair standing on end

You haven't got the Bishops Finger have you

That would explain a lot

I blame 2legs for the fantastic chicken madras, pilo rice, pishwari narm bread, and pompadom I just ate I blame 2legs for how really tottally tired I am

I blame 2legs for the chicken with vegetables I had for dinner.

RF

I blame 2legs for the offside rule in numberwang.

I blame 2legs for wangernumb.

RF

Has someone mixed the lube with the anesthetic again ...?

I blame 2legs for tomorrow being five years to the day I blame 2legs for zen nh

I blame 2Legs for sad anniversaries

Me too.

25 september 2001 saw the arrival of the chosen one I blame 2legs for faulse prophets and dangly earrrings.

Oh! I really should have known that!

Crivvens, doesn't this call for a party or something?