h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for porcupines.

RF

I blame 2legs for the concept of 'sharing'

Except of course when Mommy's telling J'deedee to share with *me*

I blame 2legs for party poppers.

I blame 2legs for party poopers.

I blame 2legs for party pooping poliece men.

I blame 2legs for transverse equasions.

I blame 2legs for equalteral triagnles.

I blame 2legs for the pauling way my typing is going on the night befor ei've an audio typing test.

I blame 2legs for the boring and banarl, the exciting and interesting and the badgertastical and nighthooverable.

I blame 2legs... for the disappearance of nighthoover!!!

I blame 2legs for not being able to think of something to blame him for.

I blame 2legs because The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazye dog.
The quickb rown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
the uick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumperd over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Checking fonts are we?

I blame 2legs for windows and Internet Explorer
I blame 2legs for the funny things my computer does ocasionally
I blame 2legs for my ignorance about computers
In fact I blame 2legs for my ignorance (and thats a lot of blame)

No... not checking fonts... "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." is a common typing test phrase... it uses every letter on the keyboard.

Ah... which is probably why all these font files have it written over and over and over and over and over...

I blame 2legs for repetition, redundancy, superfluity and repetition.

I blame 2legs for my having to get up early in order to shower whils tthe shower is free in order to get ready for this danmiable job interview.

I blame 2legs for intervies of all kinds, medical, religious, job elated, accademic customer care related, and everything else.

I blame 2legs for this coffee tasting c**p.

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I blame 2legs for keeping us in suspense...

Can I blame 2 legs for not being able to concentrate, and the splinter in my right foot?

Sure...




I blame 2legs for the pattern of "finger dirt" on my keyboard...

Here are the dirtiest keys on my keyboard...

9, 0, -, \, [delete] and 1... oh, and 8 on the number keypad.

Ok... now they are clean, but my fingernail is dirty!


(i blame 2legs).

Thanks!

I blame 2 legs for not being able to concentrate, the splinter in my right foot and my dehydrated state.

I blame 2legs for the scratches between my pinkies and ring fingers.

I have a black keyboard and can't tell which keys are dirty. I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for my empty glass

I blame 2legs for the 78 post backlog in this thread.

I blame 2legs for me not reading it.

I blame 2legs for the reappearance of Tony Curtis

I blame 2legs for me blaming him for something that someone else has already blamed him for in the last 78 posts.

I blame 2legs for the blasted neighbour who's dog is barking *again*