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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 321

Beatrice

Trillian's Child and I found eddies in the space-time continuum last night trying to text each other.

And we blame 2legs for that.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 322

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

I blame 2legs for not knowing who Eddie is.

I blame 2legs for the lack of victims... err... poor lost souls at Ask Mr. Dreadful.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 323

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for the future.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 324

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

*A much older Mr. Dreadful arrives at the thread.*

I blame 2legs for time travel.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 325

Baron Grim

I blame 2legs for my ability to travel in time... here watch me!

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What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 326

Baron Grim

TADA!!!! Here I am in the future! smiley - biggrin


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 327

Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am...

*An even older Mr. Dreadful appears.*

Bah! That was less'n a minute, sonny... call that time travel. In my day we had proper time travel... and I blame 2legs for that!

*Reality starts to become a little shaky as the presence of three Mr. Dreadfuls starts to create paradoxes.*

Mr. Dreadful 2005: Come on you two... bugger off!
Old Mr. Dreadful: Alright, alright, keep yer hair on. *disappears*
Even Older Mr. Dreadful: I blame 2legs for the way young people treated their elders in 2005. *disappears*


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 328

Baron Grim

It was less than a minute to YOU...


BTW ... Ghengis Khan says "Hi".


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 329

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*appears from the future and does something obscure, blames 2legs, then vanishes, leaving the first him to work out what happened*


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 330

Whisky

I blame 2legs for the alien attack on the hootoo homepage...


http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=ufo&destruction=massive&lang=en&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 331

Baron Grim

I is scared! smiley - ufo


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 332

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for your beign scared.

I blame 2legs for all those bags on the sofa.

I blame 2legs for Essex.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 333

Baron Grim

I blame 2legs for sex!


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 334

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs for sex too! smiley - erm is that such a bad thing to blame someone for? smiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffs


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 335

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*goes back in time, then a few seconds later reappears*


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 336

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*goes back in time, then a few seconds later reappears*

Nukes are attacking!

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=bomb&destruction=massive&lang=en&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 337

fords - number 1 all over heaven

I blame 2legs for the nutter that I almost crashed into tonight.


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 338

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I blame 2legs


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 339

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

I blame 2legs for Grandad breaking his mobile phone smiley - grr again smiley - grr


What can we blame 2legs for?

Post 340

Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary]

I blame 2legs for asphalt. And for asphalt being hot in summer. And for me being stupid enough to decide that walking barefoot home from Uni yesterday would be a good idea despite the fact asphalt gets hot in summer. smiley - erm

I blame 2legs for blisters.


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