h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for salivating pigmy gorillas on the lawn

2legs mate, I have to 'fess up. The salivating pigmy gorillas are my fault. I hired them to do a bit of decorating (their small stature makes 'em perfect for cutting in on window corners) but they got out have hand. I panicked, slapped 'em in my rucksack, hopped on a 46 to Kings Cross and dumped 'em on the first train I came across. Sorry they've been such a nuisance. You'll find you can stop them salivating by playing a bit of Joe's Garage at a reasonable volume.

I blmae 2legs for me not bothering to read that

I blame 2legs for roymondo making me laugh and I also blame 2legs for the fact i am hot again now i have had a shower

I blame 2legs for the dancing salivating pigmy gorillas on the lawn, the salivating has reduced somewhat with the addition of Joes garage followed by sexual harrassment in the workplace, but I wasn't counting on the dancing thing... its kinda contagious though... I might have to joint in... I blame 2legs for the pile of used underwear that appears to be getting larger and which is besides the dancing (not so much) salivating pigmy gorillas on teh lawn goodness knows whats going to happen the next time Toto Moto and the Tribe of Sandwich turn up and attempt to encamp themselves... or just camp themselves... dependins on what kinda mood ther in

This explains 2legs being offline but raises so, so many questions...

Oh look! Tabitca takes a shower and 2legs comes back! Hmmm.

(Oi Legster, we're still engaged!)

I blame 2legs for the vague nausea the last three posts has induced in me.

*changes the CD when 'sexually harassment in the workplace' finsihes *puts on 'the man from Eutopia I blame 2legs for the air-stunt-guitaring salivating dancing pigmy gorillas on my lawn

OK, four posts. Oh. OK, five posts?

I blame 2legs for simulposting and my confusion. (And the weather getting gloriously hot and sunny as I prepare to leave the country)

I blame 2legs for me not having heard 'The Man From Utopia' for at least ten years.

I blame 2legs for any fallout from the parental unit a.k.a. Tabs due to Roymondo's comment several posts above.
I also blame 2legs for the fact I'm terrified and convinced I have a third for my degree despite working my socks off for 3 years and I have to wait until after 3.30pm tomorrow to find out if its true.

I blame 2legs for my having about four CD burners and a copy of the man from eutopia CD (pressuming I've some CDRs kicking about, and unless theres anythign other you'd prefer?)

CAUTION: football.

I blame 2legs for the (English) referee in the Croatia v Australia match booking the same player three times.

fallout I'll have you know all my bits are inplace i blame 2legs for this misunderstanding.

I blame 2legs for me having no shame about pirating the music of a dead genius (I reckon Dweezil's got enough set aside already), and I blame 2legs for me saying:

'As much Zappa as you've got space for!'

I also blame 2legs for this post appearing to be a request for music piracy when it is, in fact, a very convoluted coded message meaning 'Oi, stop spreading the pickle!'

I'll see how many pickle jars I've got and how much pickle they'l hold actually I've still not got round to putting a decent CD burner doobry on here, give me an excuess to finally get round tuit I blame 2legs for it taking me all day just to get a stereo drum track recorded

I blame 2legs for not telling me how rubbish my dance tune is.

You know, John Bonham's drums were predominantly recorded in mono. It's said that it contibuted to their power. That and the fact that he hit them like they'd just shagged his woman...

I blame 2legs for me getting chatted up on two threads at once and getting confused.....not sure who i've arranged to...nevermind