h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

tthe state of his kingdom

I blame 2legs for the Clive/RF hedgeamoni

I blame 2legs for the resurrection of this thread. It is also his fault that summer is ending and autumn is spreading its chilly tentacles.

I blame 2legs for the scarcity of threads unsullied by campaigners.

I blame 2legs for being the most qualified candidate for the presidency of h2g2. (in the style of Zaphod B. of course).

I blame 2 legs for mometary bladder weakness

Not so momentary bladder weakness

and the cacellation of the animated series "Familyness"

Other things that other peoples bodies, not mine, oh no, do to make *them* look uncool.

Rubbish adverts for any product. I dont need a *funny* advert for cheese* I just need to know its there and for the makers to tell me I might like it and I'll give it a go. Why do you encourage them to make these adverts 2legs.

Arent you satisfied with the misery you bring to peoples lives already.

I blame 2lgs for not enough people wanting to fight with me, when you are president you must start a war against me.

Im ready.

Justy let me pop to the loo first

I blame 2legs for the dog Tom found the other night being so sweet that it's proving very hard to stay unattached--if the owner contacts us, we'll be all upset and it'll be all your fault

Ahhhhwww. How cute... bad owners...it's yours now!

I blame 2legs for this pc giving me a headache, tommorow occuring, and the poster i just put up changing the aura or atmosphere or something of my room.

... I also blame 2legs for bladder weakness....

I blame 2legs for the toilet being so far away.

I blame 2legs for my misreading "PC" in the above post as "PVC".

i blame 2legs for this accusatory stare i am currantly giving Dr E V.

Me too.

I blame 2legs for the general shortage of PVC in this thread.

*brings in lots of pipes*

I blame 2legs for dentists

i blame 2legs for undermining the revolution by bowing down to the bbc

I blame 2legs for thae fact that once he becomes presedent, he will destroy the bbc from the inside, therefore rendering all currant bowing meaningless :D

i blame 2legs for the fact that i cant be bothered to type out the smileys properly, therefore put them in the short versian and get them wrong. :D was meant to be

I blame 2legs for that alcohol in my cupboard being emptied by me tonight.

Without doubt, the blame for "Status Quo" being on "Corination Street" tonight is for 2legs to bare.



Oh and I blame 2legs for IBM to bin-off about 2,000 of the 25,000 people it employs in the UK.

I blame 2legs for me not being able to go out clubbing tonight. Damn you 2legs for the state of my finances.