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The Groob Posted Nov 18, 2004
At an art gallery displaying modern art:
An eight year old could never do that!
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badger party tony party green party Posted Nov 18, 2004
National football team coach:
We have no one to blame but ourselves for the result of the match we just were as good as the other team.
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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Nov 21, 2004
English soccer fans:
The other team won, but our team played well and did their best, and no one can ask for more than that. It was a good match, and we should all get along well rather than killing and vandalising each other over such a minor thing. Let's go out, have a few responsible drinks, and go home at a reasonable hour. I'll be designated driver!
Hollywood film directors:
You know, if a car rolls off a cliff, it isn't going to explode.
If a bullet hits a metal walkway, it isn't going to make a flash.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Nov 21, 2004
Hollywood film directors:
Let's *not* shatter the wing mirror with a bullet this time.
RF
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