h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

rationAlists. OOPS. I hope the teacher doesn't rap my knuckles...

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http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=god&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U220722

There ya go ... just change the U number to the troll of your choice and smite away!

(left click to smite)


az

Where do you FIND that stuff! Fantastic! (goes off to smite)


btw, what are the past, present, future tenses? Smit, smite, smote?

Thanks az. I am smitten with my new power.

If god cracks two peoples heads together, would they be a pair of smittens?

I wouldn't want to get a smote in my eye. How about a new film with an Hispanic Old Testament God? I hear Jimmy Smits.

Have thunderbolt. Will smite.

Smite, smote, smitten (participle).

Noggin

So, the participle for the Almighty is the Allmitten?

-I wouldn't want to get a smote in my eye-

I once made a pass at a stewardess. She threw a drink in my face.

You know how it goes-When a lovely dame flies, coke gets in your eyes.

I'll get me coat.

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=tomato&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U8423395




az

Tomatos? Where's the basil and garlic? We could get a Pastafarian ritual going.

While it is not my usual role to play straightman I feel compelled to give Tumsup as many shots as possible.
A most remarkable wit.

So perhaps I should reply to the basil and garlic query with some obscure Fawlty Towers reference and see how that goes. Just don't mention the war.


~jwf~

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=bomb&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U162344




az

I still can't believe that no one appreciated the Jimmy Smits line.

Really? I wouldn't say it's one of those situations that requires belief.

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=creampie&url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U200838




az

http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=zeppelin&destruction=massive&url=http://azahar.wordpress.com/

Ooooh noooooooo ... not the blog!!!

(like it's *my* fault you tell bad jokes...)


az

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F19585?thread=4293251&skip=623 For sale: one halo, slightly tarnished. Would suit primate located in Scotland. Gif

Does that mean you've fallen? Do you get the horns, tail and hooves now?

No, even saints lose their tempers, although usually such an event is accompanied by various mythical signs like tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes or just some fancy bloke poncing about the sky with a flamey sword.

btw, you only need to put F19585?thread=4293251&skip=623 as a link which has the advantage of not forcing me into another skin when I click it.