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sexy bus drivers ? ummm that mirror must be faulty again

*swallows and chucks over to 2legs*

And I'm chronologically well-endowed, work for a living, mind the grandchildren when I can, keep the NHS going, we have a motorbike, go to see live rock music - when our own gigs allow - circulate money in the Economy - , Grandad moves over 4 times his own body-weight during a 10 hr night shift, can shift 10 bags of coal into the coal shed at one session & still beat the 13 yr old grandson at a running race d'ya want anymore evidence?

Well said!
*lunges for s and takes an *chucks over a

hey im still young and id rather be old than middle aged i mean you get to be a little kid again and no-one complains or notices and mutter loudly at things you don't like

Bring on the old age

*takes and teleports a *

Well said that girl There's nothing better than making mud-pies & turning cartwheels

*takes and sends a by carrier pigeon Its like anything, 'old people' arn't a unified identical group, in the same way 'disabled people' or 'homosexual people' or 'estate agents' arn't, well, I'm not sure about the last example there, but you get the idea

With the exception of 2legs' dad and Jimmy Saville

( who could be the same person have *you* ever seen jimmy Saville and 2legs' dad in the same room )

old people are definately useless.

You cant mug 'em because they've spent all the pension on werthers and their clothes arent worth stealing cause they smell of cabbage and wee. We did try to use my granny as a draught excluder but she wouldnt shut up about it and kept saying we were acting like she was already dead. My dad said she soon would be if she stayed tere through January

He's a joker my dad but heel be laughing on the othr side of his wrinkly face when its his turn in a few years.

What about me i'll be old one day wont I?

Well I dont have to get old do I!

Ive got a good pension and plan to cash it in when i hit forty and spend a last couple of years burning it up on cheap women and expensive drugs or expensive women and cheap drugs Im not too sure yet. What I am sure of is I dont see the point in being in the moeny when im old how many pairs of nylon slacks and bags of toffee candys can a man handle?

Definatly cheap women and expensive drugs.

storey of my life

Oh yes.

*lobs a bowl of *

Nylon pants, sticky toffees

I'm wearing a Papa Roach tee-shirt and jeans!

I'm wearing shorts and a linen shirt both of which, are black, as is my thong but I'm not old... not really... not yet *grabs strawberies and throws over an

That's as may be, but are you f*<king cheap women and snorting expensive drugs (please say yes!!!!).

*slurps & pops a bottle*

Not me but I expect there to be some pretty strong things going into a vein tomorrow I'm going into hospital

Don't say that...pretend it's rehab. Sex or drugs, your choice.

I didn't say what for

colonic irrigation??

is that to water the flora in the intestine?

Nah, nothing as boringly old as that I'm having a little op on my hand so that I can ride the GSX750W again!

and we have the answer to our question!!

Granny is having surgery so she can ride her hog...case closed, cheque cashed, plane to Rio boarded

In answer to Bubba.... well, yes in a way