h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

PP you seem like the excitable sort! Whatever melts your butter...

(Hoping you have just popped over to another thread)

Anyway, today I don't care about...Cheney slagging off Kerry. Put them in a ring, hand out the popcorn and let them fight it out. Then I might care.

Or at least get a good laugh.

Today, I mostly dont care about Airbags or side impact protection bars.
Or Mars Bars.

Today, I also do not give a flying fig for anything written in the Daily Nazi (sorry, Daily Mail) by blue rinse middle England right wing matrons who are mortified by anything remotely resembling fun.

.......tomorrow!! (or the next day actually)

I do not care if anyone chooses to go Commando.......

Today, I do not care about any work deadlines, memo's, meetings or what is expected from me because it is sunny, it is Friday and I have a six pack in the fridge for when I get home.

Today I do not care about the idiot who goes out running 5 to 7 miles a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. And then comes into my clinic complaining about sore feet!

I do not care what is on Channel 5 because I have never been able to receive the stupid channel anyway........

Today, I do not care about Tony Blair or the other blokes Government re-shuffles.........

Today, I mostly do not care about where Hurricane Ivan goes next........

Today, I don't give a dingo's spleen about the "plight" of the pro-hunting crowd who rioted in London yesterday. I could not care less if the police were a little over-exuberant with their truncheons, and I especially don't care about the upper-class t***ts who broke into parliament(one of them was allegedly a friend of William and Harry for gawd's sake!) If anyone ever needed an excuse to go hunting with dogs and shotguns, this is it.

Oh, I also do not care about completely natural women's beauty products, whether or not they contain nutri-ceramide, micro-oils, pro-vitamins, co-enzymes, fruit acids, nanosomes or any other entirely fabricated pseudo-scientific nonsense words.

Today, I are mostly not caring about anything the raving "Green" loonies are saying at the Lib Dem conference.......

Party of Power my A*se..................

Maybe not yet, but I could see them becoming the opposition after the next election. But then again, I was saying that before the last election....


Geggs

Lib Dems in power? Jeez. Where are the razor blades..........time to slash my wrists

Not that I care though (just to keep the thread on track)

Today, I do not care that my razor has "Turbo" written on it, whether or not it actually incorporates a turbine or in fact any rotating or reciprocating parts at all, or whether it needs a battery to power said moving parts.

Today i do not care about TUPE deals and knowledge transfer to other companies as I have just accepted a new role with my current company. Yay!

Today, I do not care about going out on the lash tonight as I am on a promise..............

This day, I are mostly not caring about the "Will Gordon Brown take over from Tony Blair" stories...........