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Nosebagbadger {Ace} Posted Jul 17, 2014
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28341980
Let's try and keep *our* heads above the gutter, shall we? 
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Bald Bloke Posted Jul 17, 2014
Oh dear what a calamity
Michael Gove got stuck in a Lavatory.
I say chaps!
What cove jammed the door lock?
Well done that Man 
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U14993989 Posted Jul 17, 2014
Michael Gove claims he wasn't stuck. When asked what he was doing, the former Education Minister said he was in the process of developing his new poolicy.
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ITIWBS Posted Jul 17, 2014
Reminds one of the classic 1990s 'Skanky McBeal' (excuse me, 'Ally McBeal') episode in which the title character had an accident of the character in the coed toilet, consequence of someone failing to put the lid down when done.
Nothing funny about it.
Very difficult to extract oneself from the situation.
Often emergency services has to be summoned to rescue the victim.
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ITIWBS Posted Jul 17, 2014
There's a moral to the story: Never visit the commode without your cell phone in hand.
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Icy North Posted Jul 22, 2014
Time for a new one?
Her Majesty the Queen's racing horse Estimate fails dope test:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/28430528
Headlines, please?
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jul 22, 2014
Vet Swabs Great Expectorations of Inestimable Value
~jwf~
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Orcus Posted Jul 28, 2014
New one?
Russia loses control of satellite containing Geckos for a sex experiment.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/russia-loses-control-of-satellite-full-of-geckos-9628002.html
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Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Jul 28, 2014
Lizard Orgy in Orbit
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Beatrice Posted Aug 14, 2014
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-28778728
Pilot's prosthetic arm becomes detached while landing a plane.
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