h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

More Placebo (Badger Molko, Stephan OldBadger and Steve Badgeritt)inspired badger titles:

Badger Angst
Bruise Badger
Badger Morning
You don't care about Badgers
Every Badger Every Me
Without Badger I'm nothing
Taste in Badgers
Slave to the Badger
The Badger End

(I lay awake half the night thinking of these!)

A day in the life of a sexually arroused badger mask.
Badgerdirt.
St badger's pancake breackfast.
Moving to badger.
I lost my badger.
The badger is gone.
Shake a badger.
Crazy little thing called badger.
Light my badger.
Badger and juliet.
making badgers.
Badger's in arms.
The long and winding badger.
Day in the badger.
Badger mystory tour.
My badger.
Badger rock.
Badger.
Deeply badger.
I'm too sexy for my badger.
Badger starter.
No badger but you.
Those were the badger's of our lives.
badger of my life.
Richer faster badger more.
Badger over troubled waters.
Blowing in the badger.
Badger kicks.
Teenage badger.
Badger in the UK.
God save the badger.
Them or badger.
Jewish badger.
Badger princess.
badger prostitute.
Ship arriving too late to save a drowning badger.
My badger makes the noises for the talkies.
Badgermash.
Sir henry at badger end.
Badger happy people.
Have a badger.
Who are the badger police?
Suzy badgercheese.

Now I didn't even have to look at this thread to know who started it!!

Once, twice, three times a badger.

Sex n Badgers and Rock n Roll

I wanna hold your badger.

Touch me in the badger.

Can she badger like she dances?

Im so badgered!


Prince and the New Badger Generation:

Party badger
Girls and Badgers
Little red badger
My name is badger
You sexy Badger******
Badger dont matter tonight
If I was your badger?
The most Beautiful badger in the world
Badger off

Faith no badger:
Be a badger
Midlife badger

Here's some by Simon Le Badger and the rest of Duran Duran

Planet Badger
Careless Badgeries
Badgers on Film
Hungry like the Badger
Save a Badger
New Badger on Monday
Badger Trade
Ordinary Badger

Deep Badger:

Strange Kind of Badger
Speed Badger
Highway Badger

Badger Sabbath:

Badgernoid
Sabbath Badger Sabbath
Iron Badger
Snowbadger

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Your my best badger.
water melon easter badger.
Rocket badger.
midnight badger.
Badgers of London.
Brown eyed badger.
White punks on badgers.
Guitar steel badger.
Papa was a rolling badger.
The girl from Badger.
One note badger.
messin with the badger.
Paint it badger.
Waltzing badger.
Six white badgers.
I lost my Badger.
Cort of king badger.
Badger in the name of.
The badger of love.
The look of badger.
Baggy badgers.
Badger trousers.
Comfetably badger.
Withering badger.
Peelin' badgers.
My badger thinks you are dead.
My whife thinks you are badger.
Joe the singing badger.
Hot rod badger.
badger patrol.
Guitar badger.
Badger man.
Speed of the sound of badgerness.
Caravan of badger.
If I were a badger man.
All my badgers live in Texus.
Its a long way to badger.
Badger bar.
Gay badger.
Someone to watch over badger.
I believe in a thing called badger.
Black badger.
Badger shuck.
Take your badger off.
Badger song.
Song for badger.
Blue badger.
Our badger is here to stay.
Our love is here to badger.
Ernie the fastest badger in the west.
Get badger.
Badger back.
Worriors of badger karn.
Badger is angry.
Hey Mr Badger.
Heavy metal badger.
Badger till I die.
Drink till I badger.
Dividing up teh badger.
Key to the badger.

The Badger Crowes:

She Talks to Badgers
Badger to Handle
Badger Salvation
Badger Illness
Badger Me

From the pen of Andrew Lloyd Badger:

The Badger Of The Opera
Badger Express
Jesus Christ Badgerstar
Aspects of Badger
Sunset Badger
Badgers

And, from teh Pen of Badger Zappa:
Anyway the badger blows.
Baby badgers.
Badger snakes.
Badger take your teeth out.
Baby take your badger out.
Be in my badger.
Big badger.
Badger swifty.
Bobby badger.
Badger brown.
Camarillo Badger.
Carolina hardcore badger.
Badger's revenge.
Badger wants to buy yus a drink.
Tell me you badger me.
The badger.
Badger clap.
Would you go all the badger.
Cocaine badgers.
Badger desicions.
Concentration badger.
Badger moon.
Dead girls of badger.
Badger girls of London.
Dynamo badger.
Directly from my badger to you.
Disco badger.
Badger boy.
Don't work for badger.
Eat that badger.
Badger has just left the building.
Elvis has just left the badger.
Find her find badger.
Flower badger.
Go badger on someone elses shoulder.
Badger punk.
Go cry on somebody elses badger.
Help I'm a badger.
Badger I'm a rock.
How could I be such a badger.
I ain't got no badger.
I'm not badger.
Motherly badger.
Badgerly love.
The return of teh son of the badger magnet.
Trubble every badger.
Badger every day.
Who are the brain badgers.
Wowie badger.
Badger zowie.
You didn't try to badger me.
Your probably wondering why I'm badger.
Badgers with dirty little lips.
Badger yourself
Heavenly bank badger.
Heavy duty badger.
Freak badger!
Badger out!
I am the badger.
I promise not to badger in your mouth.
I'm not badger.
It can't badger here.
Inca badger.
Jesus thinks you are a badger.
Badger thiniks you are a jurk.
King badger.
Badger kong.
Muffin badger.
Badger man.
My guitar wants to kill your badger.
My badger wants to kill your Mama.
Orange county lumber badger.
Panty badger.
Penguine in badger.
Badger in bondage.
Ride my badger to chargo.
Sexual harassment in the badgerplace.
Badger harasment in teh workplace.
The jazz discharge badger hats.
The mud badger.
The badger shark.
Plannet of my badger.
Sinister badgerware two.
Steevies badger.
Badger spanking.
Badger drivers divorce.
Truck drivers badger.
Titties and badger.
Badger and beer.

Trubble every badger.
Badger everyday.
Weasil ripped my badger.
Whats the uggliest part of your badger?
The badger never stops.
The torture never badgers.
Think I need to go and have a lay down for a while

by The Jam!

Down in the Badger Station at Midnight
A Town called Badger
Eton Badgers
The Bitterest Badger
Going Under Badger
Badger Surrender
In the Badger

by The Badger Council!

Solid Bond in Your Badger
Badgers Come Tumbling Down
Speak Like a Badger
Badger Go Round
My Ever Changing Badgers
Long Hot Badger

and some of Badger Weller's solo work

Badger Suit
Badger Wood
The Changing Badger

This is the most fun I've had for ages (note to self, must get out more)

*wishes she'd never shown Serephina the badgers on the train to Butlins, look what it's started!*

And then I went and got badgered, I never can be badgered...

How can you say that? If it wasn't for the badgers we'd all have sat staring blankly at each other all weekend...

I'm sorry - I'm just grumpy cos the badgers won't go away and my badgering head hurts cos of that badger seed rape stuff in the fields and badgers made my rabbit hurt her foot and, and, and....!

In A Mushroom - Dodgy.

B

And I probably shouldn't forget Union of the Snake (it's a Snake!)

B

Have we had any suggestions by The Badger-Smiths? Such as;

Badger, it was really nothing
This Charming Badger
Badger knows I'm miserable now.

T-Badger:

Badger Guru
Telegram Badger
Ride A White Badger
Badgers of the Revolution
20th Century Badger
Life's a Badger

Tainted Badger.
i'm the invisible badger.

I'm the Urban Badger, by The Bonzo Badger Doo-Dah Band.

B