h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sounding very much like a hick from the sticks...*
Pray, tell, what are these jelly babies which are so good and yet can be consumed in uncountable ways?

They are gelatin sweets in the shape of a baby with a flat back and flavoured with fruit juices.

hmmm u ever tried them

Don't be silly, woman, you know I have.

never tried the baby-shaped ones, but I'm having lots of jelly eggs right now

Well it is Easter.

Then in the proper spirit of the season, should not people be dismembering and nibbling various coloured jellified chickies, bunnies and kitties? (and other ick-ily sweet/cutesy things)

What a frightfully jolly good suggestion. What a perfectly civilized person you are. Right then, Reverand, start dishing them out.

Several 100 g packets have just been sent out. However, knowing Canada Post is atleast as good as any airline at determining the ultimate destination of things, I strongly encourage no one to hold their breath whilst waiting.

Just as long as they are not mrked sweets on the outer wrapping. My postman may decide to keep them for himself. He is rather rotound.

What, the ROYAL MAIL will keep your post for themselves? Unbelievable

I'm not slurring the Royal Mauil, but my postman is rather portly.

Easter eggs ? no one loves me enough to give me on

Buy them yourself, , what do you think where I got mine from ?

Why do that wen its a mans job to treat his lady right lol..

Ever managed to educate a man to do this ?

none of the men i've ever met have been educated beyond the neandathol stage

Right you are , but perhaps we just happen to meet the wrong ones?

Excuse me, all of us men-folks are terribly caring and considerate! Some of us about our cars, some with the garden, etc. You just have to find the way to out-shine the really cool or fun stuff.

(Side-note: my lady of 16+ years is both very cool and MUCH fun. SHE gets chocolates, flowers and other things when least expected)

(Other side-note: such activities do not hurt my chances of getting other cool stuff )

omg u mean a male can be trained much like a sit and do as hes told