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fudgywalikaba, Fnnnnnnnnet caracaracarakoooooooo

You guys are strange!


Weeble Weeble Flup!

Weeble? Isn't that a little extreme? I'd have thought that fudgywalikaba Fneet caracarakoomata ajugationally speaking fnets foop foop wataaaang?

I am truly shocked. I had never expected to read such things on the BBC! It's... it's...ijeckekfidicoj, that's what it is! Words foil me!

Noggin

I wrapped myself in tin foil once.
Took quite a while to do.
Once I had finished, I laid down inside the oven, and pretended to be a duck for a couple of hours... Happy days, such happy days, sadly those days are gone, unless, of course, President Bush plans to bring them back, but one thing remains, the oven, but I digest, I digest from teh subject.

fudgywalikaba!

Duck à l'Orange I presume













Albatross anyone?

Albatross?, I don't suppose you've any of those little strips of fried lesser black backed gull on the sticks? I've always lked them, almost as much as I like fudgywalikaba, or table legs, I like table legs quite a bit, they are just so well designed, and useful, and quite amazing in some respects really when you think of it, I mean, like, you know, the leg, like, and its just there, on the bottom of the table, and touching the floor, and like, it keeps, you know, the table up, and like it you know, stops the table, well, like kind of falling over, and well, they do it, and well, like, they work and , yeah, like that just well, rocks really like, tubular, you know?

"teh subject..."... "nighthoover hunter"...


Well Wibble!...

WibbleWibbleWibble I say!

Well, really, Well, I well, well, I don't know what to say, well, I mean, well, oh, well, well I, well, so I'll just say 'well', a lot , well, well, and wibble also.

Wibble wibble wibble wibble

fudgywalikaba!

Well Said

I thanks you, and you, and you, and I thanks yous all, thank you
*bows deeply
*falls over
*looses contact with hat

*screams
'fudgywalikaba'

Wibble

A spoon!!!! can you see the spoon?! i see the spoon! tis upon the nontable! the nontable i nigh! the nontable is nigh!!!!!!I demand the reoccurrence of the albatross and believe this thread needs 2legs!!!!!

a l b a t r o s s

::looks over at OC LJ::

Yes, where is 'teh' great 2legs?



::Defensively::

WHAT? I'm just saying...

I could be wrong.


CZ (who IS probably wrong) Wibble

"This thread needs 2legs"

No it doesn't... It's quite wierd enough without him



Anyway, you're all a bunch of loonies!




**wanders off into the sunset conversing with a 6 foot tall invisible white rabbit**

I is not loony. I is nice.

ah ahh Whisky, you've been fooled!!!! spelling correction, Now right out weird ten times or I'll take away all your easter eggs!

write write write write weird wierd right nontable write totomoto write write write ALBATROSS write write

"Weird ten times"

Will that do you


Don't take away my easter eggs, they're the only friends I've got!

wibble wibble poopply bopdodah!!!

Eggs reappear!