h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had to replace the (for lack of a better word) LAN Connection Socket with another one before I could access the internet.

Elephants have four knees and no elbows.

The strings in a grand piano are under 45,000 pounds of tension combined.

Under or over?

Humans can remove half of their brain and still function. (Not as well as with a whole brain of course, but enough to get by.)

This explains the existence of PE Teachers and car park attendants, then.

i'm guessing it has to be the correct half tho.

>> Humans can remove half of their brain and still function <<

>> This explains the existence of PE Teachers and car park attendants, then. <<

And women.

to the hills as fast as I can!!!

RF

You'll have to be faster than the aforementioned.

~*~I'm guessing it has to be the correct half tho.~*~



Either half, as different functions (spatial recognition, speech, coordination, etc.) are primarily located on different halves of the brain.

that would be hemispheres i think

The bull whip was the first human made device to break the speed of sound.

To be on tenderhooks is incorrect, it should be 'tenterhooks' which suspended cloth during manufacture.

Halves, hemispheres, you know what I mean.

A friend of mine used to own a whip.

There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.



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February 1865 and February 1999 were the only months in recorded history not to have a full moon.

The eyes of babies don't produce tears until the baby is six to eight weeks old.

Some species of Woodlouse drink from their bottoms

There are no direct flights from Canberra to Hobart.

It takes 47 minutes to travel from Larbert to Cumbernauld by train.

A distance of 12 miles.

It takes 14 minutes by car.

if you put a photographic film into hotwater during processing you ruin it with an effect called reticulation, which does not really matter these days since everyone shots digital

But putting your digital camera into how water could be a problem.