h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or at very least a

it could come in very useful SWL good idea

I think a smiley might be quite popular.

I think you might have to stop with the whips now... I'm running out of non bruised non red non scratched bits

was it good though? did it pass the test?

Aww, and I was starting have fun

*takes whip away for personal pleasure later*

To stop the back of the foot hurting, rub a bit of soap inside the back of the shoe to soften it.

Actually... it may require some further testing... *removes trousers test away

whootish, whootish, whootish, whootish.

Feel better now?

Ooh is that a thong?

*twang*

should we rub his heels with soap?

Hoh Yus... it filled in the last few 'skin coloured' bits on my body with the more previlent red bruised coloration

I don't think it's his heels that are going to rubbing in a bit...Ooh err matron

well you match now...nothing worse than white stripey bits

of course... that doesn't mean we've got to stop... it is pleasurable afterall honnest want to ahve a go?

Oi! I aint finished yet


Whootish, whootish, whootish, whootish

All better now, honey?

with a stroke like that you ought to bat for england magwitch

Are you trying to imply I'm batting for the *wrong* side?

is there a wrong side?