h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

will it make a good whip? we should test it for pulling strain...

You hold the leather.... I'll take off my shirt and we can see if it is strong enough for a whip

are you sure you are up to this after the weekend?

Just about... aim for the non red bits I am a scientist afterall, pays to investigate these things thourgherly you know

ok brace yourself..swish... whack...swish.... whack
what do you think?

Savlon anyone ?

oohh no that will sting.. we aren't cruel you know.

For the shoes or the flesh wounds on 2legs' back?

Savlon for the shoes; surgical spirits for that wretch 2legs

no arnica and calendula..very soothing...

Oh please yourself.

I usually have to...

Oooo Give it a bit more whellie see how much the leather can relaly stand up too

ok... swish whack....swish whack.....swish whack.....swiiisshhhh .WHACK

I think i'd better stop now legster.. i'm starting too enjoy it too much

Once the leather is worn in Punch do a rather nice shoe cream to keep it nourished and condition...

Ooh c'mon Tabs, you know it makes sense, pain is indeed afterall, pleasure

well here you take over magwitch

Whootish, whootish, whootish.

You feeling the 'burn' yet Legster?

is there an argument for a smiley?