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Odd objects of lust......
Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 14, 2003
I know. It's crazy but I find her very attractive. The fact she makes me laugh is always a huge plus point in a lady but I don't know what it is about her. I just have this urge to... never mind.
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Serephina Posted Mar 14, 2003
oops missed that last post..mine was for Lenny.
Alkland 
stop there please...the mental imagery is far too
disturbing!
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Yael Smith Posted Mar 16, 2003
Awww... poor Lenny.
I have no idea who these people are, to be honest...
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Colonel Codpiece Posted Mar 24, 2003
Sadly, no.
I think that's what led to the Bill Bailey thing.
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Serephina Posted Mar 24, 2003
hmmmmmm you poor thing!
hopes she never gets a bill bailey thing
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boredlaura Posted Mar 24, 2003
Is this where I should leave instructions for The Cure's Robert Smith to be packaged up as sent to my room, ASAP?
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Mar 24, 2003
Yes, it is.
Please leave your name, credit card number and expiry date, along with any relevant information required for us to gain access to all your funds.
Robert Smith will arrive packaged a bow on top within 264 days or more.
Any complaints? Simply direct them to hahayousucker.com where they may or may not be actioned.
Thank you please come again.
Q 
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Yael Smith Posted Mar 24, 2003
You made me laugh to a customer's ear, Queegle!
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boredlaura Posted Mar 24, 2003
Ah so *you* work for hahayousucker.com . . .
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Mar 24, 2003
Yep, and I get to answer the phone to customers saying "Hello sucker"!
Queegle
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Mar 25, 2003
I just show sketch from hootoo teevee
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random fat bird Posted Mar 25, 2003
For the person who didn't understand their friends addiction to Jean-Claude from the Laurell K Hamilton books, please read them and be drawn into the dark desires that he seems to be able to elicit from readers. *shudders* It's scary that characters can occasionally do that, must be something to do with this particular girls addiction to vampires 
As for other 'odd' attractions..
As other people have already stated:
Alan Davies
Alan Rickman
Louis Theroux
Trent Reznor (not just for the looks, for the music as well)
Chris in the morning from Northern Exposure was a bit of a babe as well.
Scott Bakula.... Even better in a jumpsuit as well
When I was about 16 I had a crush on a friend I knew only through e-mail and letters and telephone conversations. I'm telling you, voices are powerfull... Still have an obsession with Scottish accents to this day When I saw a piccy of him he was a bit spiffy looking in person as well. I regret not going to Scotland to meet him, even though it would have been purely as a friend
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Odd objects of lust......
- 281: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 14, 2003)
- 282: Serephina (Mar 14, 2003)
- 283: Serephina (Mar 14, 2003)
- 284: Lenny (Lynette) (Mar 14, 2003)
- 285: Yael Smith (Mar 16, 2003)
- 286: Lenny (Lynette) (Mar 24, 2003)
- 287: Yael Smith (Mar 24, 2003)
- 288: Serephina (Mar 24, 2003)
- 289: Colonel Codpiece (Mar 24, 2003)
- 290: Serephina (Mar 24, 2003)
- 291: Colonel Codpiece (Mar 24, 2003)
- 292: Serephina (Mar 24, 2003)
- 293: boredlaura (Mar 24, 2003)
- 294: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Mar 24, 2003)
- 295: Yael Smith (Mar 24, 2003)
- 296: boredlaura (Mar 24, 2003)
- 297: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Mar 24, 2003)
- 298: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Mar 25, 2003)
- 299: dasilva (Mar 25, 2003)
- 300: random fat bird (Mar 25, 2003)
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