A Conversation for Ask h2g2

What do you want for Christmas?

Post 1

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

What would you most like Santa to bring you this year?


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 2

Jeff Mutton

The Cheeky Twins, bound and gagged and shipped back to Transylvania.

Oh, and some Lego would be nice.


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 3

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

Cheeky Cheeky!

What sort of Lego? Santa needs you to be more specific or you could end up with duplo blocks when you wanted the new star wars lego set!


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 4

Jeff Mutton

Is Duplo the stuff with eyes on it? That would do just right for the building of a fort in the living room.

Can I change it to the Cheeky Twins, bound and gagged and shipped to my bedroom? (I'd still like the lego though).


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 5

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

Why not lock the Cheeky twins in your lego fort?
I'm sure Santa will give you both if you've been a very good boy this year.


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 6

Saturnine

A big bottle of Russian Vodka, Kurt Cobains diaries, some new trousers, and a certain h2g2 researcher... smiley - biggrin


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 7

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

Awwww which researcher? do tell.


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 8

Jeff Mutton

It's all gone quiet over there...

Will a bottle of Stoli do you, even if you don't get the researcher you want?


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 9

PQ

A smiley - tit


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 10

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Kylie.

Or

A clear desk before I go home for Christmas.

smiley - shark


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 11

Saturnine

smiley - snowballsmiley - llabwons

I'm not telling which researcher. Could be one of three anyway so


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 12

Saturnine

smiley - tongueout rather...smiley - doh


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 13

Stephen

There comes a time in life when you have almost everything you want. I have a house (though it would be nice to have the money to pay off the mortgage) a car (again not actually paid for yet but WTH!)a caravan(ditto) a computer which does all I want it to, a digital camera which does all kinds of mind-boggling things, all the clothes I want, a telly, entertainment kit.....everything I can think of.

I don't want new stuff when I have old stuff that works....so what do I
want for Christmas!

Lots of money would, I suppose be nice but I'm not going to get it.

The odd bottle of good stuff: wine, port, brandy.

A Monet or...Klimt...or something like that would really be great but I'm not going to get that either.

Most of all, I suppose, friends and family to celebrate the season with!


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 14

mrs the wife

smiley - ill A not snotty nose and no cough, a baby minus snotty nose and cough and a husband minus snotty nose and cough. Failing that a winning lottery ticket might be nice smiley - winkeye

smiley - artist


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 15

Jeff Mutton

Does anyone want my sore throat?


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 16

Pastey

I've no idea what I want for Christmas, but I know what I'm getting for the following day, a hangover.

*spot the guy who hasn't had beer for way too long*

smiley - rose


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Post 17

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

Could you narrow it down to the three then Saturnine, Santa might bring you any random researcher otherwise :P

Awwww poor MrstheWife. The one year a naff present of a hanky would come in useful for you.
Get well soon.


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 18

mrs the wife

Jeff: Don't worry the sore throat passes and then you enter my world....

Saturnine: Who are they, come on, spill the beans, you can't leave us all dangling in suspenders!

Simon: Thanks for the get well smiley - smiley

smiley - artist


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 19

Saturnine

I'm not saying! And like I said in the other thread, you are all assuming something that isn't there. And HAVE YOU NO LIVES?

smiley - dragon


What do you want for Christmas?

Post 20

Simon the Silly Sausage (Gone AWOL from h2g2)

We're not assuming anything. Yu are the one who said it, we are just asking for more details.
Be a spoil sport if you want though smiley - tongueout.


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