h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why are buttocks so silly? we have to wear cycling shorts or srting in order for them not to look like a bag of shopping, and then we are very uncomfortable. can you have your buttocks surgically removed?

Nonono. I like my buttocks, they give me something soft to sit on.

I need my big pants for at least one week out of every four or life could get very messy.

Incog.

see, thats why i never believe girls when they say they ALWAYS wear a thong. surely even they get indisposed every now and again, and they cant ALL have found a tampon brand that never lets them down.


they LIE!

They make thong shaped protection now. So mixing and matching I can stick with my thongs for all except the first night now.

We never lie!!!

(execpt in cases of emergency, by strict orders, protecting someones feelings and during personal vendetta engagments)

Well, im very lucky to have a gorgeous, young girlfriend who always wears tiny little thongs (apart from that monthly time). And i have to say i do love them. The downside is that she bought me one on Valentines day. URGGGGGG.
Never, ever. My bum-cheeks are not designed for that...

mina how on earth would that work?!

must be very low 'flow' people that they work for.

certainly wouldnt work for me

The towels are no thinner than normal shaped ones, just narrower at the back, and as most of the action is happening at the front, there's not really a problem.

do they stick to your bum as bad as the regualar ones? or is it worse as they work their way into the crack.....

You don't beat about the bush (as it were ), do you FABT?

As a thongs 'settles' between the cheeks, then yes the towel tends to follow for a nice snug fit with no leaking. And it's not uncomfortable for me, but if you don't like thongs, this wouldn't change your mind. Have we scared everyone else away?

I am constantly trying to write an h2g2 called 'In praise of big pants'.

If I had the figure for them - I would wear thongs. But I don't so I don't... if you see what I mean!

i think we might.

that's good. more for us!

I don't see the point in *any* sort of undies. I mean, it's not like your trousers aren't covering those bits anyway

I don't have the ideal figure for thongs...but the size that big pants that actually fit me (as apposed to the four buttocked look) are puts me off...its quite an ego boost to slip into a few slithers of cotton as apposed to a small tent each morning.

Although I've suddenly developed an interest in getting some nice french knickers...kind of like a thong with a small tent attached for decency.

my last post was actually a reply to min, but i forgot to press the post button. sorry if i didnt seem to make sense, looks like everyones back from lunch now anyway

French knickers are much more comfortable than thongs.

Yeah but I know if i wear french knickers under my work trousers I'll end up with a very strange looking VPL...ie gathered material around the bottom of my buttocks, I would have to confine big pants to the very few special occasions when I wear skirts....or alternatively wait till it gets really cold and I'm back to wearing my thermal long johns betwixt pants and trousers.

Just a thong at twilight...

- leaving now...