h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is inspired by another thread on why men obsess on various body parts. So I wondered if we had the chance to make a woman from scratch, how would she look and what parts would we use. So the object is we try and make the perfect woman, using body parts from various celebrities. I would start out by suggesting we give the creature the butt of Shakira and the smile of Alicia Silverstone. There is still quite a lot missing, so what would you put in?

Nathalie Imbruglia's right breast, and Penny Keith's feet.....

Angelina Jolie's head (with the hair from Gone In 60 Seconds)
The rear of Shakira!
The attitude of Jodie Foster in Panic Room
The back of Madonna.
The family connections of Sofia Coppola!
The tongue of Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks (anyone who's seen her tying a cherry stem with just her tongue will know EXACTLY what I mean!)
...and thats all she wrote!

.....not that the right's better than the left - I just didn't think it was fair using up both

...but what about the boobies?!

Not sure that I can be much help here (as a gay man - my female might not match yours) but hey ho here goes:

would go Dido's voice, Bee Alexanders intellect, Nigella Lawsons cooking skills, Mother Teresa's compassion, Christine Galley's financial acumen - oh hang on those are not body parts are they!!!!

Said I wouldn't be much help.

The brain of Carol Vorderman and the humility of Charlotte Church. Dammit, I vote for Charlotte Church's butt too...

I'd go for the face of Alyson Hannigan ("Willow" from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"), but that's just me...

The voice of Fenella Fielding... (from her "Carry On" days)

Only body parts here. The behaviour and such is up to what Igor can find. If we put Angelina Jolies face on, the lips should certainly be removed. Bee stung lips are NOT sexy, just stupid.

Liv Tyler's eyes.....

...I quite like Carmen Electras bobbies...are they real?

You leave Angie alone...You're talking about the Woman I love! And those lips could be put to some good use!

Yea Real silcone.



Flanker

Well, silicone is alright. This woman can't really be called natural anyway

Shame, I always half hoped they were genuine.
Are there any nice big, REAL breasts in this compromised age of ours?!

...how about the patience and tolerance of Marge Simpson?

I don't think Jordan's had any surgery

She's had a lot, and they are way too big now. I'd say fellow Page 3 girl Rebeka has a nice pair.

She did used to be fit...years and years back, before the dark times, before the times of the Silicone.
and Collegen.
and the football players son.
Wouldn't touch her with all too muchs these days mind.

hahahahaha @ jordan not having surgery!!
Kelly Brooks aren't silicone (although I'm sure they owe more than a little to toupee tape)

Realy?