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It all got too much.....

Post 461

Tefkat

Xan, if you haven't come out of a sauna, swung as high as you can on a swing, naked in the summer breeze, and then jumped into a swimming pool you haven't lived. smiley - biggrin


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Post 462

Xanatic

smiley - tongueout


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Post 463

aonemantidalwave

I swung on a tyre swing, made love on the verge outside of Tescos and drank half a bottle of absinthe.
Is that close enough?!


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Post 464

Xanatic

Never been in a sauna either.


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Post 465

Tefkat

aaargh! You been nicking Ls as well a1mtw? smiley - cross


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Post 466

old me

lol its not me making me showering sick it your own sick minds! i'm done now i was super quick coz an unfriend is coming over for a bit smiley - wah


It all got too much.....

Post 467

aonemantidalwave

(confused)
From where?
Which post?


It all got too much.....

Post 468

Tefkat

smiley - blush I mean rs. Rassen frassen can't spell either...


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Post 469

Tefkat

Doesn't absinthe make you go blind?

Didn't the shoppers mind having to manoeuvre their trollies round you? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 470

aonemantidalwave

It does if you drink enough of it.


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Post 471

Tefkat

I was thin then. smiley - sadface

But on the other hand I've got breasts now. smiley - biggrin


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Post 472

old me

lol i'm like that i'm not thin anymore but i got breasts!


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Post 473

aonemantidalwave

Tefkat-It was on a banking outside Tescos at midnight...in fact that was when I lost my virginity!


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Post 474

old me

my frined got smurfed i think it is when she lost her virginity hhhorrible


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Post 475

aonemantidalwave

Smurfing on a first s**g?!
Well, it beats being Rodeo-ed I suppose...
Or Bagpiped!


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Post 476

aonemantidalwave

...or Tromboned!


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Post 477

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

... smurfing?

... SMURFING?

What the ... ?


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Post 478

old me

lol i feel for her thats horrible, to be smurfed ever is stoopid, what would you do afterwards ....?!?!?!!


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Post 479

Tefkat

Isn't it marvellous awtw! smiley - magic


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Post 480

Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.]

What IS smurfing? It sounds like some kind of small blue person activity.


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