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What is it with breasts?
Yael Smith Posted Jul 4, 2003
Master B, you naughty boy!
So... did we conclude anything fascinating here?
What is it with breasts?
Mu Beta Posted Jul 8, 2003
I've been subscribed to this 'ere thread for the best part of 4000 posts, and we haven't reached many conclusions yet.
B
What is it with breasts?
Yael Smith Posted Jul 10, 2003
Well, my only question was why are men so obsessed with breasts.
Can anyone some it up?
What is it with breasts?
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 10, 2003
Jealousy. They don't have them, we do. That, or some bizarre Oedipal complex. 
What is it with breasts?
J Posted Jul 10, 2003
Jealousy? Howzat? I'm a man, and I'm not jealous of breasts!
But then again, what do I know? I'm the patient 
You're in denial!
No I'm not!
See?
What is it with breasts?
Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 10, 2003
Joke, love. Breasts are nothing to be jealous of. They get in the way and make it difficult to run upstairs. I have jealousy for nice, tidy little ones. I want some, damn it. 
What is it with breasts?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Jul 10, 2003
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What is it with breasts?
Potholer Posted Jul 10, 2003
For the 
s among you:
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010227&mode=classic
What is it with breasts?
Potholer Posted Jul 10, 2003
I think the with a familiarity with 19" rackmount kit probably gets more of an *instant* hit from the joke, but it's nice to know it has wider appeal.
What is it with breasts?
a visitor to planet earth Posted Jul 11, 2003
Well if there is a god, breasts must rank as his greatest creation.... or should I say hers......
What is it with breasts?
Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Jul 11, 2003
well now, God wasn't very ceative with you males, was She? 
Emmily 
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