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it is "cucumber time"

Post 1

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

it is cucumber time, a quiet time in the news. a time for news fillers.
did you read any smiley - silly seasons stories?
please, share them with us!



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Post 2

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

Teenager wins TV spot after claiming to talk goose
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_629241.html


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Post 3

Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose)

Squirrel helps police with enquiries. No idea who would have a copy of that now.

smiley - cheers

smiley - crescentmoonsmiley - biggrin


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Post 4

Andy

Thought this was going to be a question about sex...


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Post 5

Andy

Try this...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_628096.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

'twas about sex afterall.


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Post 6

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

smiley - weirdsmiley - laugh


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Post 7

FABT - new venture A815654 Angel spoiler page

i'm still grossed out by that fish thing on the wierd animals page.


it was either the angel fish or the one underneath it


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Post 8

Kaz

Moonglum, I kept the article! Silly you for not guessing I would! Can't find it though!


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Post 9

Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose)

Hi Kaz,

Thought you would, smiley - laugh. We could scan it in if you like.

smiley - cheers

smiley - crescentmoonsmiley - biggrin


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Post 10

Kaz

Found it!


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Post 11

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

where is link?


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Post 12

Kaz

I have found the newspaper artcile which I cut out, sorry!


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Post 13

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

oh ok ..newspaper what is that? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 14

Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose)

In days of old
when knights were bold
and computers weren't invented.
Men had to read
when not planting their seed
and had to be contented.

smiley - yikes

smiley - crescentmoonsmiley - biggrin


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Post 15

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

smiley - laugh

cute, but naughty poem


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Post 16

Kaz

It was in the Metro, when I can be bothered I will scan it in and stick it on my non-existant web-site. Must do something about that!


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Post 17

Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose)

The title of this thread is very much the suggestive biscuit is it not? ... and to think that all the time we are indulging in verbal intercourse

smiley - huh

Where am I?

smiley - weird

smiley - crescentmoonsmiley - biggrin


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Post 18

pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? |

it is "cucumber time" again!

I wanna hear "duck eats dog while dancing tango with alien"


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Post 19

IctoanAWEWawi

I can't help you there pheloxi, but for mild amusement, www.ntk.net has been running a thing about unfortunate domain names being registered.

For example, TWA travel now resides at
twatravel

Then there is the classic albums site,
classicalbums

And of course, the one featured in most places recently was an italian company (not related to the uk company of the same name) called powergen which is currently residing at:-
powergenitalia

all sites are, I believe, completely clean and innocent!


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Post 20

outmage

My favourites are from a newsgroup concerning a (now over) road protest a Whatley in Somerset - a place called Dead Womans Bottom, which has prompted headlines like "POLICE ENTER DEAD WOMAN'S BOTTOM" and "DEAD WOMAN'S BOTTOM HAS TAKEN A SLAPPING, BUT WE'RE STILL HOLDING ON"

more at http://www.phreak.co.uk/stonehenge/psb/whatley.htm


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