h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Theres roles for everyone except me and all too much!
Maybe we could play the unruly students smoking fags round the back by the bins?

I think there should be a place for Zoe of the fringe variety.

All to much could be PK's secret lover !!!!!

so.....

CAST:

Orcus,
Flanker,
'Ass',
Mark Fowler,
PK...........mmmmmmmm,
Aonemantidalwave,
It's all too much.....,
Zoe Singe Fringe.

Yep. You're right. It's a winner

And the School would have to be next door to a pub and a hospital.

Not Holby City Hospital!!!

Yes of course and the pub could be the Queen Vic.

Ohhhh yes! I can see it now.

There needs to some sort of stupid animal in there at some point to add to the comic effect.

How about the school adopting a Rabid Crocodile that starts eating the kids?

Can't we have a Mandrill?!

(god these servers are really creaking now. They are going that slooooowly)

We will also need some romance in the story (or at least some raw sex) Just to keep everyone watching.

Between 'Ass' and the Mandrill!

Well, all too much has PK.
Orcus and you can fight over fringe Zoe and I'll bus some of the Baywatch sluts in...Wahey!!!

Orcus-LOL!

Now we're cooking was GAS!!!

We also need some one/thing for the real OLDIES to watch ?

Any suggestions

aonemantidalwave I'd rather have the from Holby City thank you very much.

Theme music by Val Doonican?

Flanker-what nurse? you saucy ol' goat!

Oh, the oldies will enjoy the mandrill, and H ass elhoff come to think of it!




......and..........Penny Keith

*sobs uncontrolably*

The one that's after the

Claire Goose?

.....looks a bit like a goose?!