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Whisky Posted Dec 5, 2005
My computer doesn't work anymore, can anyone help me...
(Posted by Jim Lynn)
What threads do you never want to see?
badger party tony party green party Posted Dec 5, 2005
So many possibilities, so little time...
"What household appliance are you jamming into which bodily orifice right now?"
My electric toothbrush obviously...just not telling you which orifice.
"Comments on the incontrovertible proof of God's existence"
Tough one if your talking about the Murderer of Egyptian babies it might not be a great thing if he was real, but on the other hand we do get to see SoRB eating humble pie
"Comments on the return of nighthoover"
No need to wory about this one anymore than the last.
"Should LeKZ's request to be reinstated as a user of h2g2 be granted?"
I refer you to my previous answer.
"Comments on the imminent permanent closure of h2g2"
So long and thanks fo
"Who was Douglas Adams, anyway?"
Sadly we've already had one much like this, but atleast they were asking
one love 
What threads do you never want to see?
badger party tony party green party Posted Dec 5, 2005
"Announcing the new editorial team [insert your own choice of names]"
"easy ways to pay your subscription for H2g2"
"Why the new religious hatred laws will only affect postings by researchers in the UK"
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The Groob Posted Dec 5, 2005
Breaking news: Busted to make comeback.
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Stu Posted Dec 6, 2005
Breaking News: Newly formed Busted win Mercury Music Prize.
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The Groob Posted Dec 16, 2005
What would you being doing now if you were Lord Wolfden?
Why's everyone got it in for Gary Glitter?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 16, 2005
We've been watching you.
Love and kisses, the CIA.
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redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson Posted Dec 17, 2005
Check this out! Endemol's great new show, 'Time Travellers'.
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Dec 17, 2005
'omfg ye bt no bt lil britters imprsion room'
'How do I...carve a snow flake out of soap?'
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Bulletproof Cupid~ Posted Dec 21, 2005
'Sucessful clone machine made. Test user: LWDN. Now, how do I turn it off...?'
I'll get my coat
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The Groob Posted Dec 22, 2005
Bullet proof YOU ARE SPAMMING AND A BULLY!
Where's the best place to find whores?
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The Groob Posted Dec 22, 2005
How do I get this thing out of my rectum?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Dec 22, 2005
How do I get this thing into my rectum.
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Dec 22, 2005
>> How do I get this thing out of my rectum? <<
Is that a lump of Blu-tak?
RF
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Percy "Thrills" Thrillington ("I shall write to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen!") Posted Dec 22, 2005
"How are you passing the time since masturbation was made illegal?"
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Dec 23, 2005
*This is an announcement from Genetic Control*
It is my sad duty to inform you of a four-foot restriction on humanoid height.
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Spaceechik, Typomancer Posted Dec 25, 2005
"The NSA is at my door and wants in -- what should I do?"
SC
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Dec 26, 2005
Why does this enema tube taste funny?
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The Groob Posted Dec 26, 2005
Are you glad that Emile Heskey is back in the England squad?
What do you think of the Gerrard/Lampard/Rooney injuries? 
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What threads do you never want to see?
- 41: Baron Grim (Dec 5, 2005)
- 42: Whisky (Dec 5, 2005)
- 43: badger party tony party green party (Dec 5, 2005)
- 44: badger party tony party green party (Dec 5, 2005)
- 45: The Groob (Dec 5, 2005)
- 46: Stu (Dec 6, 2005)
- 47: The Groob (Dec 16, 2005)
- 48: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Dec 16, 2005)
- 49: redpeckhamthegreatpompomwithnobson (Dec 17, 2005)
- 50: Brown Eyed Girl (Dec 17, 2005)
- 51: Bulletproof Cupid~ (Dec 21, 2005)
- 52: The Groob (Dec 22, 2005)
- 53: The Groob (Dec 22, 2005)
- 54: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Dec 22, 2005)
- 55: A Super Furry Animal (Dec 22, 2005)
- 56: Percy "Thrills" Thrillington ("I shall write to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen!") (Dec 22, 2005)
- 57: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Dec 23, 2005)
- 58: Spaceechik, Typomancer (Dec 25, 2005)
- 59: airscotia-back by popular demand (Dec 26, 2005)
- 60: The Groob (Dec 26, 2005)
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