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Vote nicole kidman - thew sophisticated choice!

thew should read the

*hands on hips*


Why don't *I* have any votes yet?


*taps foot*

you could vote for yourself

Because you're the kind of person who puts her hands on her hips and taps her feet?

The bigger question is, where are all the lurkers that were undoubtedly attracted here from the Post advert?

*assumes a more humble stance*


I hope they show up soon and vote for me!

And I was only tapping *one* foot not both "feet" as I have been so wrongfully accused of doing.



~~New campaign tactic~~


*clears throat, steps up to the microphone, and begins to speak*


Good people of Hootoo Island, I have been wrongfully accused of tapping both of my feet, when I clearly only tapped *one* foot, hence the singular word "foot" in my post, as opposed to the plural word "feet" in my accuser's post.

This is a travesty! This is an outrage!

Show your support for truth, justice, and the hootoo way!


Vote for me out of sympathy!

I think I would have been more impressed and willing to vote for you if you had been able to tap both feet.
Anyone can tap one foot at a time so I vote for Liv!

Another vote lost!


I *knew* I should have tapped both feet!



*starts tapping both feet, simultaneously*


There, see? I can do it, really I can!

Hears tapping

Is that the door?

I vote for the pickle

Vote Wayne Rooney - given up on nicole

Ahh, but can they tap dance like Lady Scott?

*performs a little soft shoe, just to prove she can*

Rooneeee! Rooneee! Rooneeee!

&

*still waiting for my votes to start coming in*

If you pretend to be Wayne Rooney lady scott I'll try to get you some votes.

Happy dude please stop ing