h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She has a sword as well as a unicycle?

Strange girl!

Didn't you know that?

I didn't know about the swords...maybe we could compare notes?

You'd have to ask her about that

It's only a pantomime sword, you now, those summer pantomimes she gets involved in, think it's made of papier mache and latex or something.

if you ever have to leave the desk n need a babysitter...

You'll certainly be the first to know Serephina!

* after Ictoan brandishing sword*

Pantomime!!!! I'll give you Pantomime if you stand still for long enough!!!

Ok so they aren't made of tempered steel but they certainly aren't the results of a project from the local primary school either.....

*stalks off to put and new edge on the blade in question.*

aye, a paper cut can be a dangerous thing

"Odo's a scary Celt"
"Oh no she isn't!"

Odo, I'll hold him down and you can prod him a few times

She may or may not be a scary Celt but........












She's Behind YOu!!!!!!

ta

I can arrage chloroform n a transit van if you ever fancy staging a kidnap of the real thing

VV you keep making these promises but never seem to fulfill them!

*turns round*

*in cackly voice*And now young man I'm coming to get you........

*sets off after VV*





I'd be kind to Aragorn if he came for a visit....

but VV isn't a young man!

*confoosled*

That's how we like to keep you.

Actually I was coming to get you by following VV who is going to help hold you down.

Oh, right. you do it very well I must say. Guess my logical, orderly male mind just can;t cope with you two

Oh VV don;t know where I am. I put a photograph of an empty country road inside her bike helmet visor and she's been riding around for hours totally oblivious.

I knew what she meant

Does that mean i'm now officially insane?

afternoon

afternoon / eventide.

Serephina, what can I possibly reply to that that won't sound like an insult?