h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think we've found a winner! Oh wait that was last year's entry. Oh well never mind

His dulcet tones are employed by the BBC to stop the Middle Englanders from having panic attacks when they discover non-English speaking Europeans on their teles.

I'm not bothering at the moment, although the Polish people at the end of the road are watching it, they were involved in an attempted murder investigation earlier in the week so this should be a little light relief I think

Uhm, the was for the explanation of the Irish Chappy. Obviously, it's not regarding attempted murder.

Is that an investigation into attempted murder, or an attempted investigation into murder?

Aaargh. There's a Green Meanie on the telly!!!

Bosnia: yep, I think we can forget about this.

B

I would'nt know, I lost the picture at eight and I've only got sound

Bosnia & Herzegovina

Not bad, shame it's first up so it's probably not going to do well at all.

She's got more flounce than 2 legs

It's alright the world is safe, I've got it back

I see they've taught Boyzone Spanish!

The victim of the attempted murder lived with the Poles at the end house, they got the guy on the same day

Spain

Another generic Irish Boyband.

Can anyone remember the tune to the first one?

Are you kidding?

The James Bond music is back.

Sorry, I was dazzled by the glare from this guy's teeth