h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That tune is pinched from somewhere. Can't remember which song now, though.

Obviously been overdoing it in the green room before the show... She's having to get her backing dancers to help her walk!

Hot girl alert

Husband said it looks like they have two erm, parts, drawn on their trousers

Did she just wink at the camera?

Ooh ooh she just winked at me. Where's the phone, I've got to vote

Mmmmm - big mouth, big wide mouth

They are all hot. Ireland, take note, these will get the *people of a certain age* votes.

I'm only 43

The Stig with chainsaws - interesting

Thinking about the UK entry, Pete Waterman should get a reverse knighthood where the Queen just stabs him with the sword.

Someone get round to SWL's house with some sedatives... Or a bucket of cold water!

Heh heh

The "strobe light" warning, erm, I wonder how many epiletics are writhing on the floor in agony now?

Let us in the EU - or we keep singing

I'm thinking revealing Stig might be a surprise

I'm sorry, but anything with that much strobing is an automatic nil points. The song's bad enough without the added strobe headache

Not impressed with the Turkish song.

If you blink fast enough, all you see is a black stage

I'm not normally affected but that hurt my eyes

Miaow - it's thingy, the blonde Eartha Kitt