h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

one spoon, two spoon
red spoon blue spoon

I will not eat green spoons and ham

Doctor Who - The Spoons of Spoon

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

Substitute - The Who.

(Er, hang on, am I missing the point?)

PP

I think you may be...

Please welcome the great spoon!

Mr PP, not the point, perhaps. Living spoon-to-mouth, you missed?

...gave his birthright for a spoon of pottage

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a spoon.

Once there were four spoons whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy.

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.

Edward Lear.

(I'm getting the hang of this now)

PP

I'm not sure you are

Ah, we're getting duplications now.

"As spoons to wanton boys are we to the gods: they kill us for their sport."

BIG BROTHER IS SPOONING YOU.

Welcome to the spoon show!

She came in through the bathroom window, protected by a silver spoon.

(She came in through the bathroom window - The Beatles.)

PP

(Oh boy an I enjoying this.)

I have lost spoons, some by death... others through sheer inability to make it through the rinse cycle.

Virginia Woolf

"That is not dead,which can eternal lie,
but in stranger eons even spoons may die"

H.P.Lovecraft

... And to spoon that single issue, lest the generations fail,
The female of the species must be deadlier than the spoon. R. Kipling, Esq.

A myriad spoons were floating on the surface of a stream. 'What are you?' I cried to them as they drifted by. 'I am a spoon, of course' nearly a myriad spoons answered, and there was surprise and indignation in their voices as they passed. But, here and there, a lonely spoon answered, 'We are this stream', and there was neither surprise nor indignation in their voices, but just a quiet certitude. - Ask the Awakened by Wei Wu Wei

"Woe unto you,Oh Earth and Sea,for the devil sends his spoon with wrath,for he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the spoon,for it is a human number. It's number is six hundred and sixty six."

The Bible

I AM spoonarch of all I survey