h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Oh, you gonna take me home tonight/
Oh, down beside your red firelight/
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out/
Fat bottomed spoons, you make the rocking world go round."

- B. May (age 11)

Quoth the raven, "witherspoons"

"neverspoon", dammit

Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous spoonie ...

...and on the pedastal was written:

"My name is Ozymandias,king of kings. Look upon my spoons,ye mighty,and despair!"

A spoon! A spoon! My kingdom for a spoon!

Do not go gentle into that good spoon.

Tylan Dhomas

once upon a spoon...

To boldly spoon,where no man has spooned before

(a real one!)

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
T. S. Eliot

JAmes and the giant spoon.

The great glass spoon.

One flew over teh spoon.

Thrice the spoon hath mewed, thrice and once the spoon whinned, spoon cries spoon spoon ,

The history of every hitherto societity is the history of spoon antaganisms .
spoon.
(and the less well-known sequal)_; Spoon 2

"There is no spoon"

From the Matrix.

I have a spoon, that one day.....
'The spoon, the Spoon, the French have stolen the spoon!' (doogle in magic roundabout)
Let there be spoon
A spoon a spoon, my spoon for a spoon.

There are more spoons in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

'
If you can keep your spoon when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on spoons;
If you can trust spoons when all men doubt spoons,
But make allowance for their spoons too;
If you can wait and not be spoon by waiting,
Or, being spooned about, don't deal in spoons,
Or, being spoons, don't give way to spoons,
And yet don't look too spoons, nor talk too spoons;'
'If you can spoon- and not make spoons your spoon;
If you can spoon- and not make spooning your spoon;
If you can meet with spooning and spoonisms
And treat those two spoons just the same;
If you can bear to hear the spoon you've spoken
Twisted by spoon spoons make a trap for spoons,
Or watch the spoons you gave your life to broken,
And spoon and build 'em up with wornout spoons;'
Etc....

In the Beginning there was Spoon...

There are two major coronary spoons right and left. The right coronary spoon arises from the right coronary spoon of Valsalva and runs down in the groove between the right spoon and the right spoonacle. In most spoons, its branches supply the spoon node, the atrioventricular spoon and bundle, the right spoonacle and the inferior part of the left spoonacle.
The left coronary spoonary, which arises from the left coronary spoon of Valsalva, soon divides into two large spoons: the anterior descending spoon which runs down between the two spoonacle anteriorly, and the left circumflex spoon which passes around in the groove between the left spoontrium and the left spoonacle.....
err. what do you mean you've never read cardiology 6th edition, its got a great plot and the ending is just out of this spoon....

2legs, you wouldnt be pulling my spoon would you?

"How lucky for them, their spoons are already rising" - Virgil, Aeneid 2.

I tell the spoon, the whole spoon and nuffing butt the spoon so help me Bod.