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The dancing bear!
U11195477 Posted Apr 1, 2008
forgive fisheye he only has one working eye.. and thus has tunnel vision..
The dancing bear!
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Apr 1, 2008
That's alright... Poor tunnel-rat. Bet he's good with a pick and a sack though, we could get him mining for us!
The dancing bear!
The Captain! Posted Apr 1, 2008
Im bored too tumnus, where is anderson with his crap humour when you need him.
The dancing bear!
The Captain! Posted Apr 1, 2008
Robyn, do you work in the pot noodle mine? The one on the advert.
The dancing bear!
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Apr 1, 2008
nope, they dont want big 
s in there...
I was hoping he could mine for, I dunno... Opal. That'd keep him busy
a little song
i am anderson of lyrical fame Posted Apr 1, 2008
on the first day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the second day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the third day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the fourth day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the fifth day of eviction gareths bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the sixth day of eviction gareths bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the seventh day of eviction gareths bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the eight day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
eight goblin porn tapes
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the ninth day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
eight goblin porn tapes
nine wands of gandalf
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the tenth day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
eight goblin porn tapes
nine wands of gandalf
ten world of warcraft disks
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the eleventh day of eviction gareths bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
eight goblin porn tapes
nine wands of gandalf
ten world of warcraft disks
eleven squirrel furs
and a pin up of obi wan kenobi
on the twelfth day of eviction gareth's bailiff gave to me
one coat of mithril
two blades from Gimli
three 40" waist jeans
four KFC buckets
five dead bears..!
six beard trimmers
seven elven bows
eight goblin porn tapes
nine wands of gandalf
ten world of warcraft disks
eleven squirrel furs
twelve pounds of orc meat
and a pin up of obi wan kenobiii!! 
a little song
The Captain! Posted Apr 1, 2008
Anderson you got the verses the wrong way round, you supposed to count down to 1 not up tp 12.
a little song
i am anderson of lyrical fame Posted Apr 1, 2008
bollocks ur right. ah well. you know what they say
'when it sounds wrong it has more meaning' Vivaldi 1997
The proper version of the little song.
The Captain! Posted Apr 1, 2008
On the 1st day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
1 time he has turned up on time.
On the 2nd day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
Only 2 t-shirts he owns
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 3rd day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 4th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 5th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 6th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 7th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
7 wrong decisions
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 8th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
8 more fecking AWOL's
7 wrong decisions
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 9th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
9 bloody AWOL's
8 more fecking AWOL's
7 wrong decisions
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 10th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
10% quality score
9 bloody AWOL's
8 more fecking AWOL's
7 wrong decisions
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 11th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
11 thousand packs of Haribo
10% quality score
9 bloody AWOL's
8 more fecking AWOL's
7 wrong decisions
6 lates this week
5 final warnings!
4 sizes too big boots
3 o'clock he turned up today
2 t-shirts owned
1 time he has turned up on time
On the 11th day of April Beardo's team leader said to me
I have had enough i'm fecking sacking him!
The proper version of the little song.
i am anderson of lyrical fame Posted Apr 1, 2008
that was good paul fair play. what made it even better was the fact its based on a true story
The proper version of the little song.
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Apr 1, 2008
Who said I'm a miner?
The proper version of the little song.
drownedphish Posted Apr 1, 2008
I have decided that I must end this now! I cannot do it and I must find something else to do!
The proper version of the little song.
The Captain! Posted Apr 2, 2008
Anybody wanna talk? I need someone to talk to.
Anyone know the number for the samaritans?
The proper version of the little song.
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Apr 2, 2008
nope, if you call a random 0800 number I'm sure someone will answer *and* it will be free!
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