h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes I do, I'd love to go down to my local in pink and chat to all the goths, metal heads, and bikers. I'm sure it would be fun

Popper your last post was pathetic!

Beardo how did you get that photo of yourself on here? Thats cool.

Beardo i just got told that you was sexually harassing one of my girls in liquid on Friday!

Wrong gareth, it was creano, You should have seen him 'guys we cant go now the development girl is in there'

Creano, grooming the new ones on Credit Assessment, too much time with beardo i thinks???!!!

The McFly wannabe wants a bit of her does he?

Wrong gareth, it was creano, You should have seen him 'guys we cant go now the development girl is in there'


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This is why his little sister hates him picking her up from school because he never wants to leave.

Nice.

Good lord, you are *all* pathetic...

I wasn't on today, thankfully, as we had major network issues at work. If I had been, you'd all have been flushed a long time ago.

This is why his little sister hates him picking her up from school because he never wants to leave,......

amazing fisheye!!!

The development girl... It even sounds like she's not fully formed nor old enuf.... Creano... tut tut

nice popper! living the dream on h2g2 on your day off!!

I am in at 5 actually Bra

faun. where is the dancing bear? i need entertainment!

ahh safe. what you do last nite bra?

anderson patience..

The lonely Dancing Bear from East Russia

The lone dancing bear from East Prussia roamed the ground
The steal chains rasping against the floor was the only sound

The Bear danced now for the locals
Most of which were slack jawed yokals

This is not one life should have held for the bear
for people to thrown coins at him, make him dance as their mouths open, and vacantly stare.

If you are wondering how the bear got here
we will have to rewind to the correct year.

the year is 2004 and Beardo roamed the ground
accompanied only by a swosh, the goblin orc blade sound,

Beardo had longed for fur that fitted his face
and it was well know he loved the animal chase

The otter, the squirrel , the rat and the owl
All these animals knew he was on the prowl

But the this bear knew nothing of beardo and his goblin blade
he had been corrupted by charmin and now just lazed amongst the shade

This bear had no doubt once been fierce and tough
he would surely have once been considered ghetto rough

But sadly the bear had lost its way
many miles from home did it stray

The bear stumbled upon a strange land
this place offered nothing bar mountains of sand

the place was called swansea
currently beardo was there on a goblin convention and dancing in roleplaying glee!!

The bear was thinkin to himself
"why is the fully grown man dressed as an elf"

The sight of beardo in elven gear
struck down the bear in intense fear

beardos sick smirk told a story of slayed animals of yesteryear
many of which he had only one purpose.. their fur

he beard was thick now.. bushy but a little pubey
having the fur of of a bear would be like owning the worlds greatest rubey!

there it is anderson