h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ham,I've already started to make my placard !

hmmm...campaigning to outlaw Ham perchance

No need to get all rebellious just cos you found your username again JK !!! Leave that to me OK ? Hi Ham x

You're too late Johnny, several religions have outlawed it already.

Well the old sarcasm thread has ground to a halt again, I reckon the whole of h2g2 is going to the dogs. Funny that, cos I went to the Greyhound Track at Oxford recently, and there was hardly 200 people there.

I haven't been to a Greyhound Track in ages Ham.Did you have fun ?

I recognize that "The Sarcasm-thread is dying"-post from a year ago. Maybe you're repeating yourself or I'm having a deja-vu.

You'll find it tastes better with a bit of mustard Baw, and it might sharpen up your caustic wit a bit too, it seems to be sadly lacking these days, well it always was to be honest, but keep trying. Pinky, you are my Morning Glory, Ham.

Pinky, I'd love to take you to the greyhound races, mind you'd have to have a hare do, I'm not trying to lead you astray, it isn't a trap, and you'll always be the favourite as far as I'm concerned!

Try a bit of Tabasco with that mustard Baw...you'll be amazed !!.......................................................... Hi Ham,when do we leave ? x

When the starter opens the gate of course! Hey what about that Marquis bloke, heir to the biggest fortune in Britain, came out of rehab and went into a fit of road rage, terrorising some hapless soul on the motorway with his two ton four wheel drive. He really needs all our help and understanding doesn't he? He's obviously a very troubled man, is it necessary to drag him through the courts like a common criminal? If he'd been some drug addict or something he'd have got off scot free! Jealousy, that's what it is!

And when you come think about it Ham,there's people like me riding around..I mean,I get road rage BEFORE I've even found the car keys !! Poor guy,so many troubles and problems and they treat him like that..I think I'll do his time for him !! Bless !

That's the trouble with driving a beat up old Micra, I get road rage and nobody takes me seriously, no you've got to have a monster 4 wheel drive to be taken seriously as a contender in the road rage stakes.

It has to be said Ham,I drive a navy blue,beat up old Fiesta...actually it looks perfect ,pristine even,from the front...it's the back-end that lets me down..You know,all that reverse parking ,and other stupid cars getting in my way !! They shouldn't be allowed !

Pinky, I'm sure you have a perfect rear end! You're just being modest!

Hahahahahahha trust me now Ham,bumps and dents everywhere,at the rear ! I'm not the BEST at parking cars,but I'm a fearsome driver!Fast too.

What about the protester at Heathrow who supoerglued herself to the terminal buiding? Charged with criminal damage. I wonder if the charges will stick?

...maybe she'll form an attachment to the arresting officer

Bit of a sticky situation she's gotten herself into there ! Some people will just not adhere to the rules will they ?

PS Then again of course,there are others,who will ...even if it takes superglue !