h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That is a very silly question Zweimoto, really every one knows how you find out the sex of a rock.

You can get some really good books on rock training. You will need to take care when choosing your rock to make sure you get one that will look the part of guard rock.

I know, i need one that looks mean but i still want one that is quite friendly - its all a bit of a dilemma really

Just get one that you like the looks of. When your rock gets to love you he will look after your stuff. He doesn't have to be really hard. Although being a rock I suppose he does.

LOL
Good point, i will go on a quest at the weekend and keep you posted!!

Stone the crows, how can anyone be so igneous!

It's sedimentary, my dear Zweimoto: If you choose a female rock, shale gravel at your feet, whereas if you make the boulder choice and go for a male, you'll marble at what he can achieve. Granited, in some quartz-ers you'll be laughed at, but some pebble can be very narrow-minded.

Beatrice, I gravel at your feet you have indeed rocked my boat.

I've not named a rock yet. We used to have a car called Hecate, she was lovely. She had a flying button! You had to press it any time you went over a bridge or flyover

My car is called Panteramobile but she's definitely a girl and I do find myself thanking her if she's hauled a bunch of us up a steep hill or we've driven a long way... And I also shout at her if she starts playing me up. 'Dont you dare's and 'Oh, you think that's funny do you's are reasonably frequent...

I dont TRY to name objects but it does end up happening.

Friends cars:
The Dong - A big silver Vauxhall Omega
Bertie - A big spruced up Land Rover Discovery
Gunther - A big green Volvo 440
S**tbag - A big noisy rattly old Citroen that wont die and allow the owner to justify getting a new car

And those are owned by men too

Rock on!!

Let us indeed rock on, in the style of the immortal Glen Campbell

Like a Limestone Cowboy.....

I prefer to do my rocking with the Stones.

Hello Beatrice.

You really are the metamorphic poet
If you accept the pumice, that male rocks are boulder than female rocks
then you have to granite that there is still something missing
The danburite bits!

My desktop PC is called the Jaguar and is male.

And my svelte, bright-screened, copper-topped laptop is called Sexy Beast and is totally female.

Don't ask me why!

And my mountain bike is called Rocinante.


az

The best one has to be the new TV channel called, wait for it.....






Dave.




And there's me thinking Dave was a pizza

No, you're thinking of Ray

No, you're both wrong. Dave is a milkshake... With kinder bueno and ferrero rocher. George is a milkshake with peanut butter cups and extra chocolate... Yum yum!

Then who is that raunchy fellow Strawberry and Banana smoothie, with a dollop of ice cream?

Ooh, not a clue. There's one I really like... Strawberry cheesecake and oreo cookie. With whipped cream and crumbled flake...

I ridiculous milkshake vendors!!!!

Reading your messages cause me to a lot

You can almost feel the arteries seiing up cant you? But it's so GOOOD! This is why I talk about it more than I DO it!

I had a 'breakfast thickie' this morning... It sounds filthy but it's actually yoghurt, oats, apple, banana, rasberry and blueberry... It tasted fab! And it was healthy!

I agree it is good to talk about your fantasies rather than carry them out then is it?