h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aww group sex never hurt anyone now did it...?

Boooiinnnnggggg - Is this a private party ?

Tigger

(ever see Jasper Carrot's Magic Roundabout ?)

as far as whether there is an even or odd number, i don't see a problem with it (and yes mew, you are included ), i was always taught to share
monsy

Odd numbers should result in more interesting ..... groupings/gropeing/coupling/tripling etc.!


Tigger |\/\/\/\|

Any objection to the conversation going leftwards ?

Tigger

Whatever the configuration, with a tigger in tha house things are bound to get wild.... tho just bound is okay with me as well

Okay, so how about we draw names from a hat?

Let's flip a coin to see whether guys draw for gals or gals draw for guys. I call heads.

[Heads = ]
[Tails = ]

[It lands ]

Hi Pres,

You betta believe it !

Tigger==Wild==booooiiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

|\|\/\/\/\||||||| <---- wound up !

OH MY!!! this could get interesting now couldn't it??
i call heads




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oops!! seems mine landed on its edge what does that mean??
monsy

I don't know.

How about the guys write their names on pieces of paper, and the girls draw them from a hat? Will that work? And if anyone gets left over, the girls write their names and put them in the hat, and the leftover guys draw them.

BTW, Mew is by default with me.

I say that would call for a free for all then. No holds barred thunderdome kind of thing.

thunderdome you say?? wasn't that a bit ermmmm...violent??
monsy

Well I was thinking about the 32 people enter no one leaves (unless they want to)

Hee-Hee

No coming or going without mutual consent


Tigger |\/\/\/\/|

Well mutual consent maks the world go round!

Unless they aren't, let us guys just pick a girl and do it!

I get Monsy!!

Whóóó boy.
There's rules for this sorta thing you know.
You can't just pounce on the lass like a forsaken Mew,
you're gonna have to get some sign that she's a-willin', see?
'cause I know this gal, a little, see?
And if a-you jump for the grab, she's gonna nab and stab, see?
'least If I know her like I think I do.
Shucks, maybe I just don't.
Maybe, I say maybe boy, she's just one steamin' lass just a-waitin for some good lovin' by the miraculous MewTwo, who the harty-tart knows, after all?

But if i were you, I'd leave my steaks off that be-be-cue juust a nit-bit longer, lest the fire underneath turns em all a cinder.
You dig, Mewy-Twoey?
You dig?

All right. I'm out. [exits]

He appears to have not liked the coal metaphors. Hmmm...

You folks are having way too much fun in here without me! But now that I am here, let the amusements commence!

Dang the habit, seems I warned the pokéman about cute lil' monsy a tad early, no? Seems perhaps I shoulda warned the ol' Mewtwo about meself and a tendency not to bite the old tongue when I really should, for the sake of a darn fine animal stickin with the herd, no?
Well cover me with sugar and serve me for breakfast, but if yer made out of cereal you should stay outa the bowl, else things are bound to get sloppy for you once the milk comes in. That be my word, folks. We can't all be made outa wholewheat, know what I'm sayin'. Things are corny enough as it is in this world.

Hew, Mewtwo, still think ya read me wrong though, pardner! No need for youse to go quietly into the dark dark dark, now All Of A Sudden ... Jus because I have the choice of words of a combine harvester don't mean I'm aiming for your crop, or somethin'.
Dang it again, we're about to reap what we've been sowin' since the beginning of this cottonpickin' forum, and yer gonne chick the hick outa here jus cos some prez feels the urge to waltz right into yer tickoff zone? jus forget what i said and come ride with us like old times back at the Kalamazoo. Else fight like a peekaychoo, kiss the ladies when yur done like a real hustler on this chapparal, say I.

Speaking of the demon, that's a mighty lookythroughy lil' nothin' you're not wearin tonite Gwe7n, care to make a contribution to the frolic?