h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That looks doubtful at the moment! There aren't any interesting people about...and, much as I like you Monsy,I am NOT regressing to my uncertainty again. I know what I like and I like what I see
shazzPRME

Ah Ha! I am about at this ungodly hour.. What do you make of that???

hehe!! i would say that makes you our first victom
monsy

If I knew what a victom was I would agree with you Monsy
shazzPRME

it's a vicar named tom
monsy

Have we gone back to bestiality?! A cat who is a member of the cloth?!
shazzPRME

A vicar mabry, but my name is Marv!!

here I am, minding my own business, whistling a bit perhaps, paying no attention what so ever to the two conniving wenches... not one shred of notice to the fact that marv and i are the only two men around atm...

oh my!! one for each of us this should do quite nicely
now if i could just manage to wake shazz from her slumber we could begin
monsy

Who says five's a crowd?
You're not having sex in here without me! Are you??

*sighs*

*holds up a lovely crystal chalice filled with Kaluha. There is a scrumptious chocolate brownie gently floating in it*

Look what I've brought!

Luna (QoMH)

Wait, don't /I/ count as a "man"? Or will I muddle the issue into bestiality again?

Oh, nevermind, "screw" the whole thing.

Could we get a list of players? Erm...

Mewtwo (M)
Mew (M)
The prexy (M)
Marv the Grate (M)
Shazz (F)
Luna (F)
Monsy (F)
Saffire (F, I'm assuming)

That makes in all even! Unless no one wants Mew and me.

Well this should be entertaining to say the least!

Mew!

yeo.. well are we going to pick and choose until each has met a match, or is this gonna be a group thing?
And how are we actually going to decide when to quit beating around bushes and get down?

sex is soo complicated...

*calmly sipping her Kaluha*

Get down........where?

Mrroow!!
(sound of a 'cat on a hot tin roof')

Ummm.... I'm here too. That makes things slightly lopsided (unless anyone wants a threesome LOL )

I'm with Prexy, Sex is sooooooooooooooo complicated.

Hmmm... If we eliminate Mew (who doesn't really want to do this), Wowbagger is okay.

http://www.h2g2.com/A245170
http://www.h2g2.com/A248186

Now, who wants to stop beating about the bush? And who wants to ask the proprietor there to merge the two pages?

Why on earth would I want to draw breasts Mew? I am with Luna...*quaffs beer and catches a floating brownie*
shazzPRME