h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Howzat! Whoops, wrong game.

C'mon Daizzy, let us have a little fun. This is the only one left, all the others are in cages to await Boris' pleasure. I say we have fun with him, then let BORIS have some fun with the little guy

Can they not just be gotten rid of? It's just because they're clowns. Please, get rid of them. You can play with something else instead, surely?

*yawns, and looks around* Gosh, this place has been awfully quiet lately. Time to plot some evil stuff then! *sits down cross-legged on the floor and starts thinking*

Yeah, what happened? Did they all clear off on holiday or turn good?

*rubs hands together at the prospect of doing evil*

I propose that we build a gigantic space station to deliver our wrath upon unsuspecting planets in far away star systems!


And if were gonna do this were gonna do it right...none of this half finished work that compromises our security...you all know what I'm talking about.

Haven't got a ing clue what you mean...I'll just follow your lead. I'm sure you know what you're doing

After all, I'm hardly the brains of the crew

Right, lesse... *Reviews plans for giant space station* Wow, that was silly. There's a shaft here that leads right to the main reactor. A torpedo down that could scupper the entire station. Some sort of cover is needed, I think...

When do we begin construction?

Just make sure you watch out and don't let any jedi near you..

Um... I'll... supervise. Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'm good at that, it means I won't break any more nails this week. I had PE on Thing last week, and I broke three nails!

You broke THREE nails? You need to keep those. Put them in a nail file or something.

I'll get me coat

I'll just stand by with emergency rations of and - I'm rather good at that.

And choose some fetching flock wall paper to decorate when it's built

Yeah, I'll help, I'll make curtains! I know, three nails, it's awful! I spend weeks growing them, only to break them in a PE lesson when my teacher said I wouldn't break any. She promised I wouldn't break anyway!

Oh, and I could do with some rations, I'm starving!

Look what I brought! and

So what kinda design do we want>

The classic "small moon" design, a large asteroid design, or we could make it into a gigantic cube.

ooh! cube! cube!

Oh yes! And it could be like a rubix cube with interchangeable different coloured sections.

Not getting carried away am I?

And if all the red sides ar matched up, a laser comes out of it!
(By the way, I'd like to join the dark side)

Think U2006 or Plastic Rock Chick are the people who can make you official

It's final! Always happy to have a captin on board!

Oooh! Can I try and solve the rubix cube once it's been made? Sort of?

Yes, but just warn everyone first cos things will go a bit topsy turvy inside. Could get messy if it's dinner time!