h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you up in the attic rummaging now, Langley?

Me?

Wish i'd kept my spacehopper...

and my Action Men


Lx

I had a spacehopper! And a tank top (Orange white and brown stripes....I thought it was "gurt mint" as we used to say in Bristol!). And a second hand Mousetrap game!

*veering slightly back on topic*

*sigh* I used to have models of Starsky & Hutch's Ford, and whatever it was Kojak used to drive, it had a little blue light that stuck to the roof and everything


Lx

just googled, it was a Buick

I always wanted a Mousetrap game! Had a Buckaroo though

Lx

'Trust me it's better than writing it down'

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no echo? that was amazing. how d'ya do that then? usually when somebody speaks out when they're that far up their own backside there's an echo.

pffffft , I dont know but do you wanna tell us all, how you achieve the echo from that position . You appear a master from your practice of such a interesting position .

Can yo remove your head from your ass ,or is it stuck there on apermanent basis .

I claim, after reading your first inflammatory wind up of a comment that you are stuck up your own cavernous backside. You counter by saying I have my head stuck up my ass. This is hardly a touché is it? barely a comeback. 'You smell','No, You smell','No You smell','No I said it first, You smell', 'No...' *yawn*

Please Cheyanne - if you just want to rant at and insult people, go elsewhere - like they say it ain't funny and it ain't clever.

I believe the word we are looking for is "anyway...."

What about the Chinese Emperor who dreamed he was a butterfly?


Or was it a butterfly who dreamed he was an emperor?

Maybe he really is back in 1973, and only dreamed he'd been in the future!

Im not here to insult or take insults ,from anyone .
I only tried to defend myself, and my honour .
If you can read this to pertain to be insult then its not I who is at fault here .

Do not feed the trolls comes to mind at this point.

"Look under the bridges, that's where they hide..."

Cheyenne, if you didn't come here to insult, I suggest you go back and read your original post (now that it's been cleared by the moderators) and if you don't consider it insulting, then i'm glad i'm from a different planet to you. On my planet (and I suspect that of other hootooers) you were rude, and insulting.

Anyway...

Enough of the Sweeney, what about the Professionals? I bought a DVD not long ago, and was pleasantly surprised how well it stands up to viewing today

Lx

and an extra 10 bonus points for anyone naming the song i've quoted

"Sticks up hand while wiping nose on sleeve"

Please Miss Langly is it Beautiful Ladies by Bill Bailey and wheat do points make?

Oh hang on I must be on the same planet as you

Prizes!

Congratulations that boy, go to the front of the class, and have ten gold stars

Lx

Hang on, _Miss_ Langly?

When aye was a lad I found it easier to call all teachers Miss, saved confusion so I guess it just came out.

Mind you Gripper Wainright the PE teacher was not at all amused

No problem

When I were a lad, I found that PE teachers weren't renowned for their sense of humour, though they had a finely tuned sense of sarcasm and public humiliation

Lx

Not convinced OUR games teacher was a "Miss"....... Oh, those were the days....how scary were the Games Teachers? Once you crossed into their territory all the normal discipline rules went out of the window!

Good lord, I'm seeing a pttern here, the sarcasm comment struck a real cord.

Is it something they were taught at teacher training college cause it can't be natural