h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
They fell out with me when I told them about the squirrels
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
Only if they're pretty and I'm wearing by best wellies
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
Not any more, I realised I was just being paranoid, but my pillow's not got it in for me
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
No, but my friend Gill Bates believes he's a talking Kermit the Frog
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
What do you think I'm chasing round the office?
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
"Don't move, I've got you covered"
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
Yes, but my megalomaniac Teddies are SO disapointed
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
I thought my prostate was on the way out, now I realise it's the Meringues from all the protein and albumin...
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
Depends whose - I draw the line at Johnny Vegas's.

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane?
I plead the fifth amendment [or the catch 22]

I'm not sure i'm insane though i do have this theroy about Hugh Grant and Colin Firth trying to take over the world, though colin firth only gets australia...i'll tell you about it sometime.

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 you are insane! welcome to the club!

Lol you have no idea how often i've been told that, no im not so sure...

Sorry! Didn't read your post properly..

lf2871, there's definitely a chance that you could be crazy, please feel free to take the test. I like Doctor Who as well, so that's a good sign.

Yey a fellow whovien! Ok here goes -

1.Do your teddies talk to you at night? – Meyby that’s what the voices are!
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George? – but wouldn’t shaun be a better name?
3. Is your blankey out to get you? – It could be, though furbies are far more likely. Just because I’m paranoid dosent mean it isn’t out to get me.
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good? – Bill gates..wait wasn’t he on Doctor Who?
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana? - Nope, but would an orange count?
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms? – I’m more of a Lightsaber kind of girl..
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world? – Not so much squirrels, I wont subject you too my hugh grant theory.
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom? – I’ve never seen Pea Soup.
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants? – No, I’m not superman! Though it does sound kind of fun.

And finally…

10. Do you believe you’re sane? – Of course.

See, you're totally insane. Welcome to the club fellow dude-ette!

Still trying to decide if thats a good thing...

It is a very good thing, in my opinion, because crazy people are often very nice and caring, they just like to be crazy every now and again. I know I do.

Every now and then, Ducky?

It's a full time job for me!

Woohoo! Good for you. Having a crazy moment...

for everyone!

What are you crazy people up to today?

I'm a star in an online rpg tv show called offshoot! I get to play the Doctor!

Cool, I'm going to my dad's in an hour but I'll be back to talk you all on Sunday

Have a nice weekend. xx

Dreading my birthday tomorrow (whisper it gently......I'll be 40! )

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Good that it's your birthday and you can celebrate.

Bad that *whispers* .

Don' worry, you'll be twenty one again to all of us.

I will be in 19 years I'm going to start going backwards now

Good for you.

If I started going backwards now, i'd be a two year old again in 13 years.

And you could have all those two year old things out at the moment, Fifi and the Flower tots on DVD, Dora the Explorer games etc etc etc.. marvellous (tee hee)